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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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american men are hyper-focused on the draft because in rough descending order 1. it allows men to do gender oppression cosplay and stick it to those feminists. "see, I'm oppressed for being a man! I might have to go to war! feminism disproved!" 2. americans and especially american men are incredibly solipsistic and if they are against something they on some level have to make it about themselves to care. 3. the idea of a draft is legitimately scary, even if it is totally irrational and dumb as hell. 4. both the left and the right get to do the "I'm not dying for the zionists" performance piece.

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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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I can't take it anymore. I'll never get sick of Baizhu. I try to play Alhaitham, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Furina, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Tighnari, Cyno – Baizhu can heal me. He takes me by the wrist to check my pulse. I forage for him. I craft five copies of Prototype Amber for him. He's satisfied. "This gives me a good amount of both HP and energy" he says. "I don't need any field time to full heal your entire team." I want to pull the Jadefall's Splendour but I can't, I don't have enough primogems. He shakes his head gently and puts my credit card away to be used on something more important. "This is not the end. You're taking a turn for the better." There is no hint of malice in Changsheng's eyes. Nothing but pure, instant, teamwide healing with no circle impact or energy hunting. What a kind world.

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I can't take it anymore. I'll never get sick of Baizhu. I try to play Alhaitham, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Furina, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Tighnari, Cyno – Baizhu can heal me. He takes me by the wrist to check my pulse. I forage for him. I craft five copies of Prototype Amber for him. He's satisfied. "This gives me a good amount of both HP and energy" he says. "I don't need any field time to full heal your entire team." I want to pull the Jadefall's Splendour but I can't, I don't have enough primogems. He shakes his head gently and puts my credit card away to be used on something more important. "This is not the end. You're taking a turn for the better." There is no hint of malice in Changsheng's eyes. Nothing but pure, instant, teamwide healing with no circle impact or energy hunting. What a kind world.

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but the show must go on

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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1994, dir. Neil Jordan

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remember when helly r woke up and said who the FUCK are you to a literal child LMAO

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lets get carried by mama

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THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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yeah.