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when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?
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Watch: Cecily Strong absolutely destroyed at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Seriously, the whole thing is incredible.
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NO THANKS I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS
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10 super awesome reasons to stop eating animals!
1) Animals aren’t fucking here for your taste preferences and deserve to live a life free from exploitation, oppression, torture and abuse. You can survive without animal products so fucking cut the shit. 2) That’s it. There is no more. You don’t need any more incentive. Stop being a selfish fuck and leave animals the fuck alone.
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i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy
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Kevin parker for under the radar magazine.
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guys, some states want to get rid of AP US History because “It makes America look bad”??? They’re trying to rewrite history!!!
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Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?
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“With vinyl, you’re on your knees. You’re at the mercy of the needle. You watch the record spin and it’s like you’re sitting around a campfire. It’s hypnotic.” Jack White | Billboard Magazine. Interview by Joe Levy. Photo by Miller Mobley.
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really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
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*listens to Macedonia demarco once* *finds entire outfit on street near dumpster*
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