julianthebeautifulunicorn

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Im a woman and a man at the same time. but thats not important. we have to save 10 baby turtles from drowning ebfore the timer runs out

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To all my American friends, the time is now.

Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!

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me: wow, i love wading in these swampy waters. surely i am safe from any creatures that wish to bite me

the patient alligator:

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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Hi, everybody :3

I recently read W.I.T.C.H. comics for the first time, before that I only watched the series as a child. I’ve never drawn on this universe before. And so, having received a huge dose of impressions, I drew our favorite guardians for the first time in my life.

For me, this comics is very important, because for a very long time I couldn’t bring myself to draw what I like. This story inspired me to finally pick up a stylus, and I’m going to show the result of this inspiration in further posts.

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*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

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he/they delilah whats it like in new y. actually. i worked a long shift today i dont feel like finishing this post. sorry you know how it is

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everybody in the club get earnest

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I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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What would happen if the catholic church ran out of nuns? My 79 year old aunt is a nun and she’s the 3rd youngest in the convent. Like they recently moved to a nursing home because they haven’t had any new nuns in years. So in the US but also generally what would they do if there were no more nuns

They start forcefemming monks

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t-shirt that says "i'm not the step dad" and that's all it says

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my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that

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Showed this gif to my dad and told him to do this and he did