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resting

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sorry for posting a lot about *remembers this is tumblr* nothing i can post whatever i want forever

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

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i would beg to disagree but begging disagrees with me

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homestuck is currently not readable in any official fashion beyond getting it illegally somewhere because andrew hussie decided to take down the unofficial homestuck collection in some sort of perverse power play to undermine and belittle several of his fans, and the official site is an absolute wreck and has been, from what I can gather, since the beginning of the year.

at this exact moment, with this stage being set, is when a homestuck animated pilot is announced. it is being made by vivziepop and looks like absolute ass. toby fox is voicing john egbert.

I cannot fucking deal with this shit. at this point I am just hoping and praying that toby fox doesn't also turn out to be an enormous abusive piece of shit and that he just so happens to have only had pleasant interactions with andrew and the homestuck team and was not aware of all the nasty, nasty shit they have been pulling for a while now.

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gonna start using this rothko card deck for divination

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Encountered this at Farpoint.

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killed penn but then teller climbed on his back and resurrected him how the fuck do you deal with that. theyre teleporting and shooting light beams

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Fairytale Seinfeld. Elaine pretends to be mute to date a guy exclusively into mermaids. Jerry haggles for a parking space with Rumplestiltskin. George gets “Hansel and Gretled.” Kramer inherits magic beans.

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:3 gf and xD bf

bugs when you lift up a rock

they're so :)

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"all you need is love" wrong. scallions as well

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TOP 5 MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS ABOUT CAPTAIN PICARD:

Is he GAY? Is he ALIVE? Is he GAY? Is he DEAD? Is he GAY?