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stiles stilinski as ur bf headcannons ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙

requests are always open <3

a/n: i freaking love stiles so much so this was so fun to write!!

warnings: none!

fluff💗

stiles is the funnest person to date imo

hes quite random and extrovert so if ur someone whos a bit more shy or insecure he defo help u come out of ur shell a little

like scott ur one of the only people he can trust and tell everything too

imo stiles is a bit left out in the pack so you being there for him is greatly appreciated

stiles invites u to all of his lacrosse games and u go every single time (even if he's benched)

its actually how u met his dad for the first time!!

afterwards he'll run up and hug u and do the whole pick up and spin around thing going "did u see me? did u see me?"

victory kisses!!!

he lets you wear his lacrosse jersey and he love love loves seeing u in it

he skateboards (which is cannon) so u always have to go to the skate park with him

he teaches u how to skateboard

u guys always hang out/chat on his roof

his jeep bro

ur the only person who he lets (besides his dad) drive his jeep

and u guys hang in his jeep all the time

like going to fast food drive thrus or driving around at night

makeout sessions in the back of the jeep

he's also told u his real name

ur like one of the only people who know besides his dad and scott

so u like to tease him a little

"Hi Mieczyslaw!!" "do not call me that" "but Mieczyslaw :(" "sometimes i regret letting you know thats my name"

the only time he likes being called it is when u guys are vulnerable makes things more 'real' for him

before dating u and stiles where 100% friends

he lets u do his makeup

"yk when i told u, u could do my makeup i didnt give u permission to take out ur anger on me by poking me in the eye"

he lovesss horror movies

after he found scotts a werewolf he got bigggg into the occult genre of media

sometimes for dates u hang with him and his dad at the dinner

sheriff stilinski is like ur second dad

stiles deep down is quite a sensitive guy

sometimes he has days where hes really struggling and the only person who can make him feel better is u

bro gives the best hugs like the super tight ones

he strikes me as someone who is a big big big physical touch fan

hes defo the little spoon

or yk he just plain lays on top of u

"am i crushing u?" "no ur not stiles" "are u sure?" "yup" "are u reallyyyy sure?"

stiles is really into rock and indie music

he strikes me that he listens to like midwest emo aswell

like he likes american football and the frontbottoms

hes secrectly a fan of paramore

is that one guy with the digicam at parties

piggyback rides!!

hes actually so silly

hes sarcastic funny sure but he's also intellectually funny aswell

its cannon that hes insanely smart without trying so

u guys defo have like a secrect handshake

lets ur draw on his converse

he'd play video games with u all the time!!

writes notes to u during class

"do u like me yes or no?" "we've been dating for 9 months stiles🙄" "is that a yes then? 😄"

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stiles stilinski x fem!reader (sleeping) headcanons 🫂

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- would force you to hold him so tight he physically could not breathe.

- he needs constant reassurance that you’re still awake while he rambles.

- “you’re so pretty, you know that”, he will say while staring at the wall.

- “stiles, you know you could always turn around to face me.. right?”, you mutter. he would chuckle and then pretend to snore.

- his hand would brace into yours slyly and squeeze it right before you head to bed.

- stiles would not be able to shut up about how good you smell even if he’s away from you.

- if you even dare to move away slightly, he will cling onto you.

- will sing.. in an annoying tone until you move closer to him.

- he is the quickest person you’ve ever met to fall asleep.. 2 minutes is all it takes with your hands around his waist.

- “baby i’m yoursssss”, he will hum over.. and over again.

- “go to bed stiles.. it’s 3 in the morning”, you groan. he sighs then turns to face towards you.

- he would slowly lift his hand up to your chin, and press his lips to yours.

- he would genuinely be so smiley because of you.

- like he could not stop smiling even if he wanted to.

- he would definitely want you to wear his jersey to bed.

- despite his hair being barley there (szn 1 buzz cut stiles) , he still loves when you play with it.

- his mumbles into your neck when he’s super tired would be constant.

- going back to (szn 3 stiles) , his night terrors would sometimes keep you up at night, but you would calm him down.

- always concerned for you over > himself.

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I love this man

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I’m so late but YEASSSUSUS

Colin Gray headcanons ˚₊· ➳❥

(that no one asked for)

-colin would be the type to stare at the ground while confessing to you/asking you out (which you dont mind cus you find it adorable)

-is totally ecstatic when you say you feel the same way

-would most def take you to see some slasher horror movie for your first date

-but if you dont like horror movies he'll take you to see something else

-will write poems for you and put them in your locker

-if you also enjoy writing poems you will write poems back to him

-if you dress like/somewhat like colin, hes kinda excited about it. not many people in devils kettle are alternative, so its nice having someone who gets it (other than his friends)

-you and colin are always going stargazing together, laying out in the woods and making constellations

-before you and colin got together, he would always contemplate asking you out, but it never happened because he thoughts you were waaaay out of his league

-until now ofc

-is always catching himself staring at you in class, hes just so mesmerized by your existence

-LOVE LOVE LOVES IT when you paint his nails or do his hair or just overall take care of him

-sitting on his lap while u do his eyeliner

-i feel like colin would be the "i would die for my partner" type of bf

thats all for now!! im so sorry theres not much :(( i have a rodrick heffley fanfic in the making tho so maybe that'll make up for it hehe

love you<3

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Vince would stand outside of Liv's house when her parents are gone and blast "She's the Prettiest Girl at the Party..." by Frank Iero from his car at 11:30 at night on a school night. A 30-second ad plays first.

(He can afford Spotify Premium, he just doesn't care enough.)

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I feel like he'd hit me round the head with a stick

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never seen something realer

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wayne mccullough nsfw alphabet!!

i kinda got carried away and just kept adding stuff so haha yeah you’re welcome

alright before we start this off i just wanna say that wayne was so so very awkward during the beginning of your relationship but now he’s loosened up and so comfortable w you

alright here ya go

characters are 18+!!!

smut under cut

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

- he loovvvees taking care of you after sex. like he always has water on hand ready to give to you if you want it. he’ll get a cloth of you need it. he also just kisses all over your body telling you how much he loves you over and over

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

- he likes his hands and arms. watching his fingers disappear inside of you over and over again mixed with the sounds that you and your pussy makes drives him up the fucking wall

- he sticks his thumb in your mouth

- when he starts to get tired and his head slumps down into your neck and you see his shoulder n back muscles………

- he loves your whole body, just the fact that he has it all to himself is wild to him

- but he does like your hips and thighs in particular though, like when he eats you out and he can just dig his hands into your skin???

- and also when he can see himself in your stomach phewwwww

- man he’ll just stare at it moving inside of you

- “fuck, is that me?” you look down to where he’s staring, seeing a bulge in your stomach from his dick.

- “yeah-yeah that’s you, wayne…” he does something impulsive and presses his hand flat against it and you moan out unexpectedly.

- “holy fuck…”

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum)

- when you go without a condom (wrap it b4 u tap it) he cums on your stomach or back for “easy cleanup” and totally not bc he loves backshots

- but when you’re sucking him off and he cums and some slips out of the corners of your mouth and down your jaw and throat and seeing that j gets him hard again

D - Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

- he wants to bend you over a desk or counter don’t ask me how i know

- or doggy??? he wants to see the arch in your back so fuckin bad

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

- he’s only been with you so he doesn’t really have any experience

- you’re his first everything

- it’s kind of self explanatory to him so he knows where everything goes

- he just doesn’t know what to do to add that extra layer of pleasure for you, so he has you touch yourself and puts his hand on top of yours to see what he can do to make you feel sooo good

- and fuck is he good at it

- “like that?” he says innocently as he moves his hands though your folds just right

- “fuck, fuck yeah like that…” you say lulling your head back onto the pillow behind you, moaning out as he does it over and over

F - Favorite position

- anything where he can see your face. he loves when you make faces for him

- he also loves when you make eye contact, it makes it more intimate

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

- he’s rather serious bc it’s such an intimate moment between you two

- buttttt, when you both get real into it yall go hard?? fuuuck he gets into itttt

- “yeah? you like that?”

- he can get goofy though like when he realizes what he’s doing he can laugh a bit maybe

- he can also make fun of your moans, mocking them when he’s more dominant

- “like it so much you’re fuckin droolin, yeah? fuckin whore…”

H - Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

- he’s not that bad just a bush around the base

- and he doesn’t care about your hair at all, like honestly as long as you’re happy and comfortable so is he

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect.)

- oh is he romantic

- sometimes he sets things up w flowers n shit all cheesy but you both love it. it shows he really cares and its so fucking cute

- makes you cum every time is all i gotta say. that’s his main goal, just make you feel good

- there’s nowhere else to put this so i’ll put it here, he puts his hand in the back pocket of your jeans please help me why do i do this to myself

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

- he was never really the type to jerk off a lot but he did enjoy the few times he was alone

- but now that he has you he doesn’t really have to

- but when you’re not with him for long enough he jerks off but it’s never as good as the real thing with you

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- BLOOD KINK PAIN KINK KNIFE KINK MY GUY IS A MASOCHIST

- ok one by one

- blood kink: he loves seeing either one of you bleeding in bed, he loves the taste, the sound when you wince for him, you bet you’re covered in scars that only he can see. OH MY GOD sometimes he cuts his fingers or thumb n sticks them in your mouth, saliva mixed with either of your blood at this point dripping down the sides of your mouth and down his hand

- knife kink: I MEAN COME ON??

- pain kink: goes w the last two but come onnnn. you see how much he gets beaten up for fun you can’t tell me he doesn’t get off on it a bit

- PULL HIS HAIR TRUSTTTT

- praise + degradation, he wants to be called a good boy what can i say

- choking is a big one, when he’s fucking you missionary and his hand travels from beside your head and onto your throat, he’ll squeeze just enough to feel your pulse

- he can also feel every single sound coming from your throat when he chokes you and he loves it

L - Location (Favorite places to do things)

- fucking anywhere and i mean it. the bed, the floor, the couch, the shower, a bathtub, a car, a fucking alley. anywhere kinda private, he’ll take you wherever

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

- always in the mood, he’s a teenage boy, but when you’re in the mood? just pushes him further

- whenever he gets mad though, you’re in for quite the night ahead of you. fuckin pounding into you like nobody’s business and saying the most outrageous stuff in your ear especially after he gets beaten up bad

N - No (Turn offs, things they refuse to do)

- i mean he’s down to try anything once but maybe not pegging

O - Oral (Preference in receiving or giving, skill, etc)

- he loooovvveeeessss oral like omfg

- he’s so good at it lemme tell you

- he really doesn’t have a preference, whatever yall are in the mood to do he’ll do

- he fucks you w his tongue every fucking time

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

- depends on how he’s feeling but usually he’s somewhere in the middle

- he’s fast and rough when he’s mad or just feeling more in the fucking mood

- he’s slow when he wants to just be with you in the moment

- you love both sides of him

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

- he doesn’t mind a quickie here and there but he loves proper sex

- he loves the foreplay leading up to it and the closeness + aftercare, he’s very sentimental

- but a quickies always good for when you’re on the run and have time

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

- down to try anything once 🤷‍♀️

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

- he can go for a while sometimes three or four if he’s real pent up but usually just one or two

T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

- nope not really but if you have one he’ll sheepishly ask you how it’s used and you’ll show him and it inevitably turns him on and says “fuck that, i can do it much better,” and fucks you much better

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

- he likes to tease you just to see how far you’ll let it go, like only circling ur clit and not going anywhere from there.

- sometimes he’ll go into the bathroom w you when he knows there’s nobody else is in there and he’ll kiss your neck and maybe play w your pussy over your clothes and get you all worked up then stop

- “fucking every time?”

- “yeah.”

- off topic but speaking of bathrooms, once when yall were in the bathroom together and someone knocked he yelled “fuckin occupied” while going down on you. hot as fuck.

V - Volume (How loud are they, what sounds they make)

- he’s actually pretty loud

- he’s more of a moaning and grunting kind of guy but sometimes he’ll whimper when he’s trying to be quiet and it’s so nice bc you can hear how much he wants to be loud but doesn’t want to get caught :(

W - Wild card

- he calls you “ma” sometimes, both in and out of bed

- he doesn’t know where it came from but one day he was like “you want anything from the gas station, ma?” and you never questioned it and it stuck

- in bed he’s like “ma, please enough with the teasin”

- “needja bad, ma, please” all whiny n shit too

- shit like that AUHHHHH

- he’s a talker in bed

- “come on, one more f’me.. i know you can do it, baby”

- whenever you say his name in bed it gets him even more worked up

- “fuck wayne, please…” you don’t even know what your asking for at this point, his dick is so far in you and you’ve came already but he’s making you feel so good you just want more.

- and you KNOW his accent gets so much stronger like cmon

- oh and he follows you around like a fuckin dog, and wherever you need him for absolutely anything, he’s always in a 5 foot radius

X - X-Ray (What's hiding under the clothes)

- he’s a good 6-7 inches and does he use it well

- he’s well toned but not buff, he’s got abs and when he noticed you staring he flexes and you get all flustered and he loves it, smirking and laughing a bit when you turn away

- when you’re fucking, his stomach and arms flex and you can see every indent of his abs and biceps

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

- again he’s a teenage boy so his sex drive is pretty high

- he wants to be with you 24/7 and when he is he always has a hand on you never letting you go

- when you get in the mood you find him in the house and sit next to him, after a bit maybe move your leg on top of his, and this catches his attention from whatever he was doing. still not fully paying attention to you, you sigh and move to straddle his lap, fully taking his attention

- “what’s up” he laughs a bit

- “haven’t seen ya all day. missed ya” you say playing with his hair on the back of his neck

- “oh yeah?” he smirks, putting his hands on your hips, moving them up to your waist and down your thighs

- “yeah..” he slides his hands up to your waistband and hooks two fingers in them

- you tug on his hair, making his head jerk back and a grunt fall from his lips, smirk still plastered across his face.

- “you gonna do somethin about it?”

- and yall fuck right there on the couch

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- he’s pretty good about not falling asleep right away, he wants to take care of you first before thinking about himself.

- you fall asleep in his arms after he gets you two cleaned up and he’s right there after you

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ty for reading!! this was so much fun to write omgg

i’m probably gonna make a fic out of some of these bc wayne is taking up my every thought help

also happy 2024!

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I’m crying stop😭😭😭

I know that In-Ho was just pretending to be dogshit at spinning top or whatever, but I think it's even funnier if he actually is just complete trash at it.

Like his soldiers r watching him fail miserably and are like "this. this is our boss."

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(Warning lowk gross) how is this not sexual what

Your boyfriend loved playing with your pussy. And, no, not in a sexual way.

You were cuddling, your back resting against his chest while his tired eyes were fixed on the TV after a long day. Your legs were spread and his big hands were subconsciously roaming lazily over your relaxed body, down, down until he reached the waistband of your pretty panties. You glanced down at his hand when he slid it under your underwear, meeting your soft pussy lips.

You looked up at him when he started rubbing and pinching your folds only to see your almost sleepy boyfriend staring at the TV, very drawn into the show. He didn't even look at you, not even a slight flinch. Because, well, he was too damn relaxed, watching TV while playing with your pussy because he loved how soft and puffy it was.

You whimpered lowly, turning your attention back to the TV while he kept molding your pretty pussy.

A few minutes later, you started squirming when he accidentally rubbed your little bud, making you leak.

And, without noticing, he slid his thick fingers down to your sappy cunt, rubbing small circles over it before moving them back to your clit, making it throb.

You bit your lip, lifting your hips against his hand, meanwhile he chuckled softly at the forgotten TV show in the background.

He kept playing with your clit and cunt until you were all soaked, holding back your moans when your clit started throbbing deliciously against his fingers while you orgasmed.

Finally, he looked down at you, noticing his very flushed and lustful little girlfriend. Then, his eyes moved down to his hand, sliding it out of your panties. His fingers were sticky, soaked with your arousal.

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baby

♡

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BITCH EITH PTSD

when im tryna fuck but my bitch with ptsd is having a breakdown

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I absolutely love this

i love ur husband too

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RIGHT LIKE OML

I NEED SOME FANFICS ABOUT MY MAN😔

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headcannons🌝

for player 230/thanos (my s2 favv)

-most definitely rough/sloppy kisser and he lowkey can’t kiss properly

-he legit loves matching things like rings,nail polish,shirts,shoes etc

-legit hates scary movies but would never ever admit that

-would sleep on top of you legitimately

-does after you convince him but hates giving you strong drugs

-would let you dye his hair, choose his clothes, paint his nails etc

-legit so expressive with his hands

-gets jealous when you watch edits/tv of guys and you call them hot

-scared of you when your mad (not like actually in a toxic way😭🙏🏻)

-legit has the messiest closet in the world

-definitely one of those “I want cuddles” guys (I’m sorry this man is corny asf)