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Sagittarius: What did you do last night?

Libra, sweating: nothing

Leo: Hey guys!

Sagittarius: Hey nothing!

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Aries

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Leo: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say a cheesy pick up line

Virgo: Okay

Virgo, walking up to Capricorn: I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts

Capricorn:???

Virgo: Fucking me over in the middle of the night

Leo: oh god

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Capricorn:You know, I never catch your name

Sagittarius, throwing name tag at them: catch!

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Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep

— cancer, geminis and Scorpio. At 3am

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Cancers be like

I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two cats at once.

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- warmth from each sign

Read for Sun/Moon/Venus

Aries: People like being around them, around their aura, around their being, because they are known to be passionate and exude passion, honor, there is fight in them, also they are bright beings and are shown to be very kind around people who deserve it, their innocence is present up till a moment they learn about this world, their naivety continues but they start using their intuition and instincts more to protect themselves. If you enter an Aries heart, they will do absolute anything for you and you can always rely and count on them.

Taurus: Filled with love and do not have a problem expressing and showing how dedicated they are towards their loved ones. With a Taurus beside your side, you will never feel lonely, unloved, you will even get bonus attention and bonus treats.

Gemini: Even though they are focused on the workings of their brain and communication (Mercury) they are actually dreamers. They love the unknown and are always ready for an adventure, you will never feel bored around them, you will always capture little moments that make you think life is worth living, also you will not be afraid to be a bit silly just as they can be. Geminis are always ready to discover something new but also uncover something new about themselves.

Cancer: They are always there for you and know exactly what to do to make you feel better. They really care for and take care of their loved ones. Regardless of you needing a shoulder to cry on, a friend, a listener, someone to celebrate your successes with, a Cancer will always be there by your side. They are a mother figure, so prepare to hear the truth from their perspective and them bringing you down to earth if necessary to show you to the right direction, even though a water sign and emotional, sensitive they have a feisty side where they can point out things.

Leo: A radiant, warm personality everyone wants a piece of. You should really value your friendship with them, they will always encourage you, support you, be giving and fight for you if necessary. Their golden heart is as big as they get.

Virgo: Always ready to help and sacrifice their time, sacrifice things for the people they love. If you have a Virgo by your side, you have a counselor, a critic, a friend, a right hand (and basically Google), you will also be fulfilled after spending time with them, they know your happy points and can get that side out quickly.

Libra: They love feeling at peace, they love being the mediator and keeping the balance. They will do a lot of things for the people they love, just so they can be happy and Libras enjoy that happiness alongside them. They can go out of their way for a lot of things, sacrificial, a listener, a soft-hearted best friend everyone wants.

Scorpio: Focused, intense, motivated also their passion is something to be touched from, something that inspires and they will try to inspire you and motivate you, to be the best version of yourself as you can be, to compete with yourself. They are extremely dedicated friends and loyal friends, once they achieve intimacy with people their whole world is whole.

Sagittarius: A challenger, a friend that will challenge you to think out of your zone, them questioning everything will infect you to do the same. They will teach you a lot, but will also be ready to learn a lot from you, they will follow your footsteps. Also they are adventurers, free-spirits, honest beings that will give you a great time, lots of laughter and humor. They really know how to enjoy life and they would like to share that with you. They are the optimistic point of life you go to when your world crashes for a moment.

Capricorn: Ambitious and hard-workers, loyal, dedicated, a pillar we all rely on. People with the best advice, best humor and someone who really wants you to succeed and will be behind each party, but also behind each sadness to console you. People who will challenge you in order for you to find pieces of yourself and never be lost, even if you are they will guide you. A friend with whom you can create little traditions, also inside jokes, something just between the two of you.

Aquarius: They will inspire you, they will be there for you, they will always be giving. They will be the string that keeps the group of friends together, they really try around their friends. Someone with whom you can talk about everything and anything and never be bored. Exploring together and achieving causes for the better of society, huge things I know but what can an Aquarius not do? They think of everything and will take you along the ride, because they are so friend-oriented they are stronger with you by their side, but you are too. A rare gem to always protect.

Pisces: The friend that will always understand beyond all understandings, the friend that will literally feel your pain, but feel your happiness and joy x 10. Really sensitive, creative and imaginative, they will make you look at things differently and really remind you why you are human, why you are on this very Earth, they will make you question about your mission. But they will always try to prove how grateful they are for meeting you, for having you. They will cherish you, they will be your support system forever.

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Geminis, wakes up Scorpio at 4am: do you love me?

Scorpio: I married you

Gemminis: Yeah but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear.

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Aquarius: Scorpio and I are best friends, we would die for each other

Scorpio: I already sold you to the devil for a bag of chips

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In the middle of the church, arguing with the father

Aquarius: How I think I am?! How I think I am?! I already told you how I think I am!

Aquarius: A God. A fucking God

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Capricorn: What did you do last night?

Virgo: absolutely nothing. Just stay in my own home in my bed with no one

Capricorn: you have piscis's shirt backwards

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Virgo: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?

Tauro: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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Aries: Ten years ago today I married my best friend

Aries: Leo and sagittarius are still mad but Gemminis and I were really drunk and though it was funny

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Libra: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you ar-

Leo, crying: it not a joke I'm a legit snack

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Leo: I'm hot or what?

Scorpio: what

Leo: I said-

Scorpio: Oh no, I hear you

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Sagittarius, smiling: I love you

Capricorn, smiles and writes something in a paper:

Sagittarius: it says fuck you

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Capricorn: Hey, what color is Aquarius shirt?

Virgo: gray

Capricorn: now tell her what color is your shirt.

Aquarius, dead serious: dark-white