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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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What am I supposed to do w the urge to make cosplay props when I haven't cosplayed in like 7 years

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stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

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why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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A fear just took over me that I haven't felt in many moons

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Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

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Invited to a dive bar and I know ive got a period shit brewing. Who will come out alive me or their plumbing

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At what age do I stop changing my age in my bio will I be 41 updating it

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Your mama so birds

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your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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