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junipersailor · 2 months ago
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Észre se vettem, teáztam. Itt nem jár BKV.
Te hol voltatok, mit csináltatok mikor egyszer tíz percre megállt a BKV?
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junipersailor · 2 months ago
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And yeah, Hueso agrees with Casey.
He has never met Splinter, but he doesn't like what he's heard about him, but doesn't want to speak in because it is not his buisness.
and also, he doesn't want to told Leo and the others that their family-dynamic is a mess.
CJ Hueso gets out of the situation of the gang
CJ: In their age, my dad didn't let me fight, even though I was much more formally trained!
Leo: You grew up in an apocalypse, of course he didn't let you out...
CJ: *ignore* Do you know where they learned to fight? From movies! Splinter just sits in front of the tv all day!
Hueso just quietly supports him and maybe at some point he gives him some food or a shake with "Congratulations, that's 4 boys!" inscription.
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junipersailor · 2 months ago
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Karai: *in panic*
Karai: There's something I really have to tell you...
Karai: I've mutated and am half-snake!
Leon: *is literally a living weapon* cool!
Leon: Qnd you can change? Supercool.
Leon: And that was two cool!
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Karai: *introduces Leon to 12!band, talking and talking*
Karai: *stops, then starts staring at Leon*
Leon: *just existing (and wearing brooch)*
Karai: You definitely weren't human last time!
the continuation of this for MC AU
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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12!Don: You are so chaotic! And you are not even mutants! 18!Leo: *is actually a mutant turtle, just wearing a brooch* ... CJ: *he doesn't know neighter what things are in his blood bc growing up in the middle of an apocalypse and so on...* ... 18!Leo: Yeah, I guess we're just humans!
part 2
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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TMNT AUS MASTERPOST
Bc I have more and it starts to be difficult to be queer...
Multiuniversal Chaos
A.k.a. MC AU (tag: #mc au), Crossover 12 x 18
Masterpost
How to raise your unckles and dad
A.k.a. Older Casey AU or Htryuad AU
Masterpost
Independent of AU
drabbles or headcanons (rottmnt): Leo
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Leo: You don't have any plans to conquer the world, do you?
Leon: Pff- come on!
CJ: Tio says it's pointless to subjugate a world when you can take control of it *nods*
Raph: What kind of logic is this?!
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New chapter today on ao3!
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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CJ: I think I'm starting to understand this apocalypse-free world! So since I'm an adult, I should take a job, right? Since I am a wonderfully trained doctor, I will probably be hired as a hospital worker.
April: That sounded terrible like Leo, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way.
CJ: Why in the hell isn't?
April: In order to become a doctor, you have to go to university and get a degree, then go to a job interview and write a biography...
CJ: Does experience not matter? April: Well, until you have a degree, we don't talk about experience.
CJ: I amputated live twice on the front, I conducted childbirth during the Kraang attack, I can't even count how many times I sewed someone together or cathetized a wound, but if I don't have a piece of paper from a random gray building, I don't know anything!
April: *pats on the shoulder* Let it out CJ, let it out...
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Title voting for this au
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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CJ: *tells*... but Tio was a little upset that Dad went out to blow up that base without him...
April: Wait, if Leo is the Dad and everyone has a different nickname, who's Tio?
CJ: Of course Tio Tello!
April: Yeah, I guess I should have known that...
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Leo: If future me raised you, does that mean I can call you my son?
CJ: Nice try, kid, but you still have to pass the medical exam.
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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CJ: Donnie, when was the last time you slept?
Donnie: Sleep is for the weak!
CJ: This is not an answer to the question.
Donnie: I don't owe you an explanation!
CJ: You don't, but then I'll sedate you without any particular mitigating circumstances.
Donnie: Leo didn't sleep either!
Leo from somewhere on the other side of the lair: Traitor!
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Meanwhile, Barry becomes a kind of grandpa, because the future CJ refuses to stop calling him Grandpa (after all, he's just Leo's son), which the turtles later take over. Barry is grumpy at first, but he finds Cj tolerable and, although he denies it, he totally adopted him as his grandson. He is not a father because the role is already occupied, on the other hand, he's a hundreds of years old yokai.
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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(Maybe not so much) Surprisingly, CJ argues with Mikey the least about what they are old enough and what they are not, including Raph.
Raph: I'm 17 years old and I was specifically created as a weapon! I can go alone for a ghost bear wrestling! Barry can confirm it too!!
Barry: Don't get me into this!
CJ: I don't care if you can beat him, you're a child and you don't go alone to a match of an enemy!
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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Raph has the oldest-sibling crisis, because until now he was responsible, because April is not 0-24 with them (just almost), and CJ moves down in the sewers.
CJ: You are still the oldest brother, but you are still a child, you can be a little more... more irresponsible.
Raph: But... but... *Raph.exe stops*
CJ: If it's strange to think of me as a big brother, take it like some cousin or uncle who is always hanging around your neck!
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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CJ Hueso gets out of the situation of the gang
CJ: In their age, my dad didn't let me fight, even though I was much more formally trained!
Leo: You grew up in an apocalypse, of course he didn't let you out...
CJ: *ignore* Do you know where they learned to fight? From movies! Splinter just sits in front of the tv all day!
Hueso just quietly supports him and maybe at some point he gives him some food or a shake with "Congratulations, that's 4 boys!" inscription.
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junipersailor · 3 months ago
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CJ: Is that what it looks like?
Disaster Twins: *look at each other*
Leo: Usually We would deny it, but now I'm curious, what does it look like?
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