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when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid 

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“thank miss dorito lady” “thank miss dorito lady” “thank miss dorito lady”

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No Animal Should Be Allowed To Be This Round

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how to tell if I'm sad again

•I don’t respond to your texts for days

•I don’t respond to your texts for hours

•I don’t respond to your texts at all

•I respond with short answers

•I sound disinterested in our conversations, texting or not

•I don’t eat/drink/talk as much as usual

•I stare out into space more than often

•I stay in one place/a few places for long periods of time without moving v much

•I lose track of time

•I rub my head/eyes as if I have a migraine

•I talk more quietly than normal

•I don’t talk abt myself at all

•I make cynical comments, especially abt my existence

•I sleep too much or too little

this is not just me, though. these are common signs/things to be aware of and look for in people/friends/family members struggling w depression. stay safe, and stay aware.

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by drake & posh

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You’re Probably a Piece of Shit, Just Admit It | Fred Dickerson

How often have you posted vague Facebook statuses or written tweets about people in your life you dislike? Not that often, right? Well guess what, if you have once–just once–you’re a piece of shit. You’re a turd. You’re a cretin and you deserve to know it. 

How often have you overlooked homeless people on the street begging for change because they scare you? Often, right? More often than you want to admit? They’re just going to use the money to buy heroin, you say? Wait, you didn’t say that. You didn’t say anything, you probably just agreed with me mentally because if you verbally disagreed with an article that would make you a fucking lunatic because this article cannot respond back to you. Also, it doesn’t matter if they’re going to buy heroin. If I was homeless, I’d probably use heroin to nod away my troubles, too.

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ok ya no i absolutely hate when white people will ask me why ‘asian people want to look white so bad’ but i go to urban outfitters and they have a rack of ‘kimonos’ and or go to music festivals and people are wearing bindis like piss off before i start pissing out my ass you hypocritical appropriating mayo inbreds

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i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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pitatochip

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Here’s an example of sexism in the media. It’s very subtle, but it’s insidious, and it’s everywhere.

Men’s washroom and women’s washroom, each with an ad in the mirror. Both ads are for the same car. However, the text is slightly changed - in the men’s, it tells you that you look a million bucks but would look even better in that car. In the women’s, it gives you concern that you’re having a bad hair day but that’d be okay if you had that car.

The men’s ad assumes you’re confident and powerful and tries to optimize that image. The women’s ad undermines your opinion of yourself and tells you how to fix it.

Seriously. That shit is fucked.

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