jupiter-descending
jupiter-descending
bro, i know all the secrets of this universe
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Jupiter, 25, they/any | going insane | i made a bluesky, same url. if you even care | i look through random ass fandom tags a lot and you’re going to have to live with that | if you want me to tag certain things just ask | tagging dgs2 spoilers, reblog bait, and us politics
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Horse Court
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Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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twitter liked this one
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jupiter-descending · 2 hours ago
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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
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the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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jupiter-descending · 2 hours ago
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im honestly surprised (not really surprised considering what website this is) that i haven't seen anyone on here talk about Lil Nas X getting violently arrested after suffering some kind of mental health episode. I wish he was getting more attention and support.
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jupiter-descending · 2 hours ago
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when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.
anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.
people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.
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HUNTR/X 💥
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hey so if you have secret prejudiced thoughts about an oppressed group. and you feel guilty about those thoughts. to be honest it isn’t very swagilicious when you go out of your way to turn a member of that oppressed group into your own personal confessional booth. I don’t need to know that you were secretly ableist about your wheelchair using coworker, actually. I don’t need to know that you used to hate trans people. you don’t need to make that my problem please
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jupiter-descending · 2 hours ago
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my gender is not a gender and it’s just me being gay
ok dude!!
@artsake-dreams @groovyheartpatrol @nerdgurl27
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
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jupiter-descending · 9 hours ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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jupiter-descending · 10 hours ago
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There should be more things where a protagonist or major character becomes permanently disabled without that becoming a death sentence
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jupiter-descending · 10 hours ago
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Lmfaooooo me deciding every character with black hair and brown eyes is Asian no matter what
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