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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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Colorwheel Challenge!! 🌈
I was just gonna doodle a bunch of purple characters and then I wanted to do every color, so instead of drawing 20+ of each color (and running myself into the ground in the process) I just did a few of each :3
Some are kinda cheating like putting Rouge in purple and Tails is kind of an odd one, I remember back when I was in the fandom there were arguments of if he was orange or yellow (hes orange tho)
I like the practice in different beings and shapes this was for me, I dont actually challenge myself a lot in my digital art cause I get comfortable and hate change but I liked this :3
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The problem partner
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Hiiii! I just wanted to let you know that I love being mutuals with you and I love seeing you in my notifs <333 Whenever I reblog any kind of Dream stuff, I have you in mind :D
!!!!!! SAME!!!!! I love seeing you in ny notifications so much!!!!!!!!o(≧▽≦)o!
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Dimple swaps place with Spamtong


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have you heard they're adding Susie Deltarune to Five Nights at Freddy's
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It’s funny that songs from the 1930s-1950s get registered as creepy because they’re old. Do you think horror movies made in 2095 will set their credits to Closer by the Chainsmokers
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tumblr nerfed the quality as usual </3 click to see better!!
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Love what’s going on at the Vatican

#I love how absolutely deltarune dominated that page is#Even my tiny 6k people town has a tiny toby fox sprite
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i love when comments do bits like this
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when people reference this they often leave out the really good typo of “kind” as “king” which is sad because it is ESSENTIAL to my enjoyment of this terrible picture
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have yall seen the games on roblox lately
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me trying to make a hit tweet: if i was made of candy i would call frotting “frosting.“ a funny little play on words you see. and lets say if you were made of candy id be chewing that bubble gum if you know what i mean.
small grey alien i have trapped in my wine cellar: the first one has potential. insert a joke about what you would call cum 6/10. second one is unclear and paints a grotesque and generally unpleasing mental image 2/10.
me: aw man... ill never be famous.. *kicks a can*
small grey alien: nooo dude dont say that maybe if you let me out of this wine cellar i could help you make even better xeets
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please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.
Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:
1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves
2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD


3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
#See I don't do this cause I collect yucky coins#I love me a yucky rusty beaten up coin#But I like your mind
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