júpiter | 25 | he/it/any | white brazillian | cosmic horror affiliate | preacher of faggotry | pretentious lit & linguistics major
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I bet it’s sooooo fun to be an actor and getting to pretend to be another character in a body swap/possession/shapeshifting plotline. you’ve gotten to watch your coworker play their role for so long and now you finally get a chance to do their silly voices and mannerisms
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ADHD sucks so bad. You’ll finally do that task you’ve been putting off for weeks or months and then be like “Oh my God, I’ve been laying in bed at night wracked with guilt and disgust at my inability to clean my bathroom sink and it wasn’t even difficult. I’m so stupid.”
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"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?
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having fangs and a gothic mansion would solve all my problems
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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow
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do you ever think about the information loss in translation and go insane. do u ever think about how all languages are their own little interpretation of a subjective reality and the only way to enter it is to become fully fluent in the language, and even then, you are a tourist in that land. there was a guy who wrote about this i think. derrière
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Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug
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reminder to donate to gazafunds, a project that highlights random crowdfunding campaigns for people trying to evacuate from gaza
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I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.
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CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits
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Straight omegaverse with gender roles let’s all just kill ourselves
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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but like this is what people mean when we say child sexual abuse is separate from "pedophilia". much of the sexual abuse that happens to children is not remotely driven by sexual attraction and its not even necessarily something like "traditional" sexual assault. it is the inability to see children as human. its the way children are legally and socially extensions of their parents, they are objects, so you can control them and touch them however you want. the parent is not seeking nor gaining sexual gratification out of it! thats the point! it is not the result of aberrant sexuality. its not even that parents are just in the best position to get away with sexually abusing their children (though this is also true). it is not that "pedophiles" intentionally seek to become parents to abuse their children. its that children are expected to be abused. we call it "parenting".
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adhd-haver shocked once again as task they have been avoiding for 6 weeks takes 5 minutes
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The older you get the more you will realize that your friends are people who have made mistakes and bad decisions and even just fucked up and hurt people.
And obviously your boundaries with your friends are completely up to you but you do need to recognize that if you cut off everyone who has done something wrong, you’re going to end up with no friends (and you yourself will have also fucked up in your life, and not lived up to those impossible standards either).
I’ve found it’s much more constructive to learn how to say “hey dude, that was massively fucked up of you,” because most people are really willing to say “yeah, it was, I need to work on it/not do it again/apologize and make things right” ESPECIALLY if they are hearing it from you as their friend.
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fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here
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sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live
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