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Ominous positivity

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what are the strongest days of the week?

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And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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Coming into a fandom late

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Ffs

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Why’d you have to make it personal

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lowery’s face

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*heroic raptor noises* - Blue

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Honestly, Jurassic World could just be 2 hours of Chris Pratt doing this and I’d be down for it. 

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Claire: And please, clean your workplace. It's... chaotic.

Lowery: I like to see it as living system... Just enough stability to keep it from falling into total anarchy.

[Claire swiftly moves the garbage can. Distracted, Lowery drops the soda cup. Falling right into the moved can]

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Claire: [Walking up stairs to... paddok] The Indominus Rex makes us relevant again

Owen: [laughing] Indominus Rex...

Claire: We needed something scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four year old try to say 'Archaeornithomimus'.

Owen: You should hear you try to say it...

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Owen: You made a genetic hybrid. Raised it in captivity. She is seeing all of this for the first time. She does not even know what she is. She will kill everything that moves.

Masrani: You think the animal is contemplating its own existence?

Owen: She is learning where she fits on the food chain and I'm not sure you want her to figure that out.