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“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.

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growing up is learning that the idea of land ownership in general is an unserious one that fails to account to almost all ways the natural world works

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Rarijack noodles spotted in an asian grocer everybody

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big sister sphinx: alright you stupid little twerp, you think you get to pass through here? seriously? if mom finds out youre fucking dead. solve my riddle loser

me: idont know the riddlecan u eat me mow

big sister sphinx: god i hate you so much. cmere twerp

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why is that bad omorashi post i made getting so many notes?

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shout out to house md season 2 for having an episode's moral dilemma revolve around toxic yuri. woman gives up half her liver for her girlfriend who has secretly been planning to break up with her but it turns out the woman knows and is only doing the surgery so the girlfriend will have to stay out of guilt. up there in the top 5 crazy homosexuals in this show

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ritual magazine no. 11

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Now I don't think that's true at all

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this makes me feel something totally indescribable

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Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

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the one behaviour ive never been able to mask or stop is interrupting people regardless of situation to point to an animal spotted off in the middle distance and announce their name to all present

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tummy punches tutorial:

• above their belly button if you want them gasping for breath and biting back groans of pain.

• below the belly button if you want them clenching down on your cock and tearing up from how good it feels to have their g-spot pounded from both sides.

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they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

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The censorship of women's nipples is craaazy. Like it is blatantly just "we will censor your body but only if you're a marginalized class who we consider inherently obscene/sexual" like holy shiiiiit why do we even humor this bullshit?

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The censorship of women's nipples is craaazy. Like it is blatantly just "we will censor your body but only if you're a marginalized class who we consider inherently obscene/sexual" like holy shiiiiit why do we even humor this bullshit?