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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket
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Remember when layoffs were embarrassing for the company because it meant they were failing and not an acceptable business model
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that name isnt "literally unpronounceable" its just not english and im going to fucking kill you
#went my whole life with this#teachers in school etc saying i dont know how to pronounce that instead of asking me how to#and people at work still spelling it wrong even though its in my email 😭#thats why i had a english name for like 10 yrs
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games where they have different art style for male and female characters where the men are photorealistic and the women look like smooth porcelain dolls. sorry i was watching the resident evil 9 trailer
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i cannot stand daddy doms as a trope... like where's the vulnerability... lame.
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one time i was very drunk in a pub garden and i turned around and saw this
it was over 7 foot tall
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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer
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who up hitting the rick and morty genderbent incest meth bong
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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
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