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Dumb German movie names strike again

#novocaine movie#novocaine#at least it rhymes with the original name?#but why though?#do you guys think we can't comprehend the original name?
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So you're telling me I get this ad on the day of the ides of march and in the tag of all places?
Is tumblr trying to warn me of something?

#ides of march#I don't have any affiliation with Caesar guys#please don't stab me#or is this a sign that I should do something instead?#perhaps... a little stabbing of a certain world leader?
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Pure poetry

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#tumblr ads#self reblog#almost sounds like uwu-speech#but it's just ai generated gibberish#last one probably#there are so many ai generated ads promoting scams now#it's no longer funny#it's just sad
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What is this? Flatliners (1990)?

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#welp#this one has 'guess I'll die' energy#why does this sound like it came from a cult?#flatliners is a movie about a woman killing herself and others to find out more about the afterlife#like#making themselves flatline for a minute and then bringing them back#just in case someone is wondering#also reminds me of an experiment in Germany#there is a prof who wants to find out about if people experience the same thing during near death experiences#because a lot of people always say they left their body and looked at themselves from above#so she put a bunch of weird shit in the room where people are brought back#and when people are she asks them what they saw#imagine you're coming back to life after having flatlined and the doctor just goes:#'good you're still alive. did you see a pink hat in the room during the time you were technically dead?'#I think I'd just say no on principle
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I present to you: idiot to idiot "conversation"
#i made this in samsung notes using my finger and a dream#not proud of it#but it just came to my mind#also known as#neurodivergent to neurodivergent conversation#we ramble about something for 10 minutes and then the other just goes: lol ok#we're both clearly very eloquent with words#should my sister see this: it's not an attack on you I just think it's funny
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Trump instantly, in his first few weeks, is trying to ensure Palestinians will never get their home back. The "ceasefire" was only because he and netanyahu decided they had won the battle and can now do what they want with the land. Those who love trump and love netanyahu are confident that palestine is being "ended," and are bragging about it as of today:
#us politics#trump is an asshole#what did we expect?#saw someone on twitter say that they voted for Trump because they didn't agree with Biden's Palestine politics#but like#in the 'not doing enough for Palestine' way#hope that person steps on Lego for the rest of their miserable life#like#did you really fucking believe that Trump would have better Palestine Politics?#that annoying orange doesn't even know how to run his own state#german newspaper had the headline: his mar-a-gaza#I hate that I laughed at that
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This one has everything: NFTs, Cryptocurrency and it's AI generated gibberish.

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

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Ah yes, the perfect home decor.

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#I don't want to look this up to see if these exist or not#my bet is on no#or at least they are not called nipple fruit because what the fuck?#look like fucked up lemons to me#also#only for men?#what about the lesbians?#would rather see this ad than porn though#also also#this looks like a fully grown tree#where the fuck are you supposed to put that in your living space?#or are you supposed to just have the fruits lying around?#perfect to throw at people
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Uuuuhhh... I don't even know what to say about this one.

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#I'm pretty sure at least one of these characters is a minor#also#pathetic if you actually do this#touch some grass guys#also also#'search furry' no thank you I don't want to have that on my record anywhere
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I don't even know what this one is about, but it sure screams scam

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#building a strong therapeutic alliance through Yu-Gi-Oh battling#or tarot reading#that's my best guess#I don't think anyone falls for these#at least I hope so#but still#it's a problem
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It's an epidemic at this point

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#I'm pretty sure half of these 'flags' are either incorrect or don't exist in this design#love to drink koffa btw#something something all the negative press cofeve
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And now with a touch of AI-generated(?) Donald Trump

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#self reblog#tumblr ads#reform for a fair system my ass#donald trump#ugh#hate to tag that orange#who is this for?#wrong website I'd say#for funsies#i'd like to add that I saw it in the Zaundads tag#Silco and Vander would absolutely not support that guy
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*DJ Khaled voice* Another One

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#self reblog#tumblr ads#please tell me more#how will a cat pillow unlock my divine software?#and what is that supposed to be in the first place?#seriously who makes these?#who are they advertising too?#I'd rather see this than viagra ads though#still very much screams scam#and looks shit
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Starting a collection, or something

Very intrigued with this ad I keep getting

#tumblr ads#self reblog#I personally don't have use for shiny balls but some definitely will#nice to know that their reusable#what would you do with them?#decor i guess#but if I put that as deco at a party I guarantee you someone will get smacked in the face with them
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Co-worker asked at lunch if we "had heard about the government" and the fact that I had to ask which one he meant is honestly disappointing.
#us politics#german politics#for context#a party is essentially being kicked out of the government because their head made promises and broke them#the trust is broken or something like that#and the guy who wants to be in charge but many people don't want to be in charge because he's a dick wants to hold an early election#he's not as bad as trump or anything but he's not necessarily a good person#apparently no politician can do their job properly right now.
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At least there is some respect for the Simpsons canon?
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#us politics#us elections#I have to make a joke about this otherwise I'm gonna punch something#not American btw#still mad#why would you want to reinstate the orange?#good news at least: I think we'll all survive four years and he can't be reinstated afterwards#bad news: it's still too long#i hate that it feels like the fate of the world hinges on this election#good luck yall#but also fuck you#Youtube
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Discovered the best system
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