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this also means that there are villagers whose gender is unemployed. do what you will with that information.

minecraft villager gender works like bee gender

minecraft villagers are not lesbians - but every other animal is gay/lesbian and reproduces via parthenogenetic animal rules

minecraft villager genders work like bee genders or mushroom genders - each 'job' is a gender, with genders like farmer, blacksmith, butcher, etc

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so you go to the train station in a us city right. and there's an old man sitting there, waiting for the train. the intercom announces that the next train will be there in five minutes. really odd since you just missed the last one and they usually go through in thirty minute intervals.

except the announcement says it's an evil train, and that's even weirder. you look at the old man, confused, and wonder aloud what could possibly make a train evil.

"Well," he begins, "the Evil Train comes every five minutes, and the drivers are paid a six figure salary, and every car is air conditioned, and the seats are extra wide with no armrests, but the cost to ride is a one-time payment of your immortal soul."

You stare at him, unsure if he's joking or not.

"Course, most people only have one soul, so that one time payment allows you to ride the Evil Train anytime, anywhere after your payment, however many times you want."

He says all of this in such a matter-of-fact manner that it leaves no room for doubt that he believes what he says, wholly and truly.

"How... How do they collect the payment?"

"Oh, that's really fascinating. See, those ticket booths have an option to sign a contract for an Evil Train pass, giving away your immortal soul. But there's nobody enforcing against fare evasion on the Evil Trains, so technically you can use them for free if you don't mind committing a crime that you'll never be persecuted for."

"Huh."

The old man leans in close. "Some people say that the reason they don't enforce it is because they're doing research on who's willing to commit a petty crime they know they can get away with. I think that's a load of bull, since they don't have any way to track the identity of the riders that evade the fare."

You can hear the train approaching. It's triple digit heat outside, and you don't have time to sign the contract before this train gets here. Then again, the next one should get here in another five minutes, but you don't know how long the contract is, or how many Evil Trains run before the schedule returns to normal trains that only run every thirty minutes, and the air conditioning in those is always broken, and the seats are so narrow you'd swear they're made for children.

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hey yall, im gonna really need some help with rent this month

gonna be getting a second job soon to help me afford rent, but in the meantime, please help if you can.

along with that, i just got a flat tire, and i dont currently have the necessary bike tube and tools to fix it, so ill need some help for that.

ive gone homeless twice in the last 3 months, and a respite from that would be greatly appreciated.

cashapp

paypal

venmo

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so uh, we also really need money to be able to spend on food right now

so if you could support me on ko fi so I can use it right away, it would be incredibly helpful.

I only have a couple hundred dollars(or the equivalent in dkk obviously) for the rest of the month

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so uh, we also really need money to be able to spend on food right now

so if you could support me on ko fi so I can use it right away, it would be incredibly helpful.

I only have a couple hundred dollars(or the equivalent in dkk obviously) for the rest of the month

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help me escape homelessness and live with my lover!

If you can't help me with donations, reblogs are always appreciated!

Also I have hella bad waiting mode anxiety that is made better by knowing what to expect after what I'm waiting for happens, so if anybody wants to tell me how this process will go, I would greatly appreciate it.

Bonus points if you give me some ideas in the notes of mundane things to do with my wife!

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(guy who only ever listens to hozier and has synesthesia) wow it smells like hozier in here

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Hey, if you've got bear problems, I may offer bear solutions?

btw we've been secretly casting all the recently banned bear-related spells. so y'know. we have an army of entirely messed up bears.

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Yeah fair enough.

Hey. What if you just stopped listening to the wizard council.

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I missed that entirely, it seems. Mind if I ask what happened?

Hey. What if you just stopped listening to the wizard council.

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wait wait wait there are other druids??? Why are y'all not supposed to upset us??? Clearly I've been in the gardens too long.

Hey. What if you just stopped listening to the wizard council.

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I don't know much about wizard councils, but I will happily join something like this.

y'know what? sign up to be part of MY wizard council. there's only one rule and it's to not be a dick. no taxes.

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does anybody ever think about the fact that fwb situations fall under the qpr label? isn't that wild? we've got Defaults™ out here defying amatonormativity (and I'm sure closeted people as well) and they don't even realize that hey wait a minute there's a whole community that'd like to speak with you please

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pronounse

okay but really, when you really think about it, what would be the harm in using the 'wrong' pronouns for like your dog. it don't care. dogs aren't smart enough to construct something like gender, socially speaking. bingus-pronoun your dog, everything is fake, be free.

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character lore

filled out a character sheet for Jay (not to be confused with Jay from STT, mind you) - i lost the link to the op but if someone finds it i'm more than happy to add it.

Notes: The "unknown" is just additional text, the amount of space the bar behind it takes up pretty accurately about as much space as would be by what is known of his power level. He doesn't really go around testing his abilities unless it's necessary.

His species, the Upright Kakapo, originates from the magical embodiment of reincarnated Kakapo spirits from our realm. Capable of flight and equipped with hands hidden under the feathers at the wrist of the wings, he's able to do more physically with his new body.

Some kakapo remember their past life, most don't. It's difficult to hold onto memories without words or symbols of some kind to stabilize them around. The thing that Jay remembers most is the taste of rimu fruit, and as such he has devoted himself to archiving plants of all kinds from every realm.

He does have a few magical artifacts: his staff, which he mostly wears around his back to ground and channel in case of emergencies, a small carving of his familiar's species (artistic rendition pending) that serves as a key to his 'tower' (which is a burrow that's basically an upside-down tower) and as a smaller-scale channeling tool, a porta-portal frame, and a sentient, hollow orb that he fills with bioluminescence from plants for light when he and others may need it (he does have dark vision but you need light to see color).

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Poll time 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Same concept as the last poll, but with Discord! As before, reblogs are greatly appreciated!

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poll time!

This one's pretty important to me, so reblogs are absolutely appreciated! It's about worker's unions!