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some very scribbly IZ AU shitposts from stream

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Shout out to people who are permanently regressed, to people who always have a small part of them regressed, and those who are constantly switching between different regression ages.

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Me and the other Mineta fans:

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my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

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Is it just me or is anyone else bothered by how most Alastor Mpreg fics are written?

Seriously, whether you prefer reading trans-Alastor, (or my personal favorite) Cis-male unwittingly forced to endure the “miracle” of childbirth, too many fics forget that Al died in the 30’s.

The negative effects of smoking and alcohol didn’t become public knowledge until the 1960’s and 70’s.

I need Alastor, begrudgingly pregnant, throwing a hissy fit because Charlie tries switching his coffee to decaf.

I need to see Hüsker risking his neck and refusing to serve (a very hormonal ) Alastor any drinks.

I need to see Angel Dust -the drug addict- calmly explaining to Al that he doesn’t need a stash of opium on-hand for the baby after it’s born. They have better, safer medications for infants now.

I need Vaggie freaking out when Alastor cannibalizes anyone in protection of the hotel. Raw meat is dangerous and lone sharks are practically sushi!

On that note, I need Rosie lovingly fattening him up and giving him all the support and outdated parenting books he could possibly hope for.

I want to see Alastor go to the effort to ensure that his child has everything it could possibly need. Only to be confused by everyone’s judgment when he installs a baby cage into one of his radio tower windows. Unsafe? They act like it’s his first day in Hell! He’s already warded it against stray bullets and Vox-tec drones.

I wanna see him have a breakdown because he’s not preparedfor parenthood, and nothing he does seems to be right. That the staff, well meaning, start crossing boundaries. Making his panic worsen to the point he ends up hiding himself away for days.

I want Lucifer to be the most understanding person in the hotel. Out of all of them, he’s the only one that’s ever been pregnant before and he gets that it’s a bitch. I want him to soften because as much fun as it is tormenting Alastor- he remembers what it was like.

I want him to help Al combat the Victorian mindset that “A held baby is a spoiled baby”

I want him to show Alastor the novel advancements in baby care while making it clear that these are merely options that are available… Alastor doesn’t have to use any of it and it will not be a lesser parent if he chooses not to. (Think of items such as baby monitors, rubber nipples and disposable diapers)

Because Lucifer presents these things as suggestions, Alastor takes it all in-stride, accepting the gifts with humor. “No need to add nappies to the laundry pile!”

In their time together I want Lucifer to discover that Alastor knows how to knit and embroider. I want them to sit together in the evenings crafting clothes and things for the nursery. (Bonus points if the child turns out to be Lucifer’s)

Of course, other things can be going on in the plot. War with Heaven. Dealing with the Sins. Stalking from the Vees. Alastor’s Deal TM. But we as a entire fandom are severely under utilizing a literal treasure trove of plot bunnies.

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I’ve added some fun links for anyone who wants to further play with this idea.

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Bad news, guys.

They like each other. 😔

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does anyone else get those storytime Quinn ads on YouTube or is it just me? because no one else I’ve talked to seems to know what I’m talking about. 

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Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

- na-

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my first blender creation. A low poly eastern red bat

what should I name him

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computer show me stoic and grumpy characters age regressing for fun. computer show me characters who never had a childhood regressing to get the experiences they were denied. computer show me characters who never could grow up. puter show me comic relief character regressing from trauma. show me all my favorite characters being deeply cared for. computer. are you listening computer

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Kiddo who struggles with depression even when regressed

Kiddo who curls up in bed all day and can’t find the energy to move or do anything, who can’t stop themself from crying in a ball

Kiddo who can’t brush their hair or change their clothes or eat

And carer who comes in for the rescue

Carer who holds them and brushes their hair

Carer who knows their kiddo isn’t going to eat a full meal right now, but will eat something if they split a plate

“Do you wanna talk about it, bug?”

“I do. But I don’t know how, is that okay? I don’t know how to tell you about it. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry. It’s okay. Sometimes we have trouble finding the right words, right? You’ll find the words in your own time. How about for now we just cuddle. Want me to read you a story?”

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May I get some little!Gonta headcanons?

Anon you speak my language.

Regressor Gonta HC!

No one figures out where he learns it from or who, but they just accept it.

No pinpointed range

Outside time is usually followed by “How many bugs does Maki have to get out of his pockets.” The record is 10 and a frog. It was more but the frog ate them.

When he’s big Gonta feels a bit awkward about his size in regression bc no one can really pick him up like they do Shuichi or Kaede. Kaito immediately goes to Nekomaru and Ishimaru to learn how to be able to get stronger just so he can hold Gonta one armed just like he does Shuichi and Kaede. He was very flustered with the gesture.

Eventually Kaito figures out how to lift all of his classmates aside from Kiibo at once.

A bit clumsy!

Regression is usually the only chance Kiyo gets to attempt to tame his hair.

Many insect plushies and kids books

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IT'S SO UGLY 😭😭😭 (it's supposed to be a shark)

Edit: my bf named it Jeremy Mctickles

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(Don't mind my ugly hand)

mini pompom Mineta

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That was the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw this Yatta shirt LOL

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Bugs when you pick up a rock or something...

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like to slap his bald head