I was going to make a serious blog... but then I got high.
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Who cleans up the spider webs that Spiderman leaves behind?
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Why do they call them fingernails? Like, I get the finger part, but where did they get "nail" from?
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Why do they call it "Devil's Lettuce"? Even at my highest, I've never tried to use it to make a fucking salad.
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My toe hurts in a weird way...
Can you have a heart attack in your toe?
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oh, ok *smokes enough weed to forget who i am*
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Why do they call it white grape juice when it comes from green grapes?
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*Looks at flies on my window screen*
"I wonder if I can get these flies high...What do fly lungs even look like?"
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WWJD?
Jesus when he's in need of guidance: ...What WOULD I do?
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