justablobfish

[justablobfish]

Lock in.

[justablobfish]

Cat got out-cardboarded

[justablobfish]

Doppelgänger dilemma

[justablobfish]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[justablobfish]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

This is a blessing!

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.

[justablobfish]

[justablobfish]

yo bro do the thing

[justablobfish]

I hope they have a “call-before-you-dig” hotline in Baldur’s Gate because if you even think about getting a basement your whole house just plummets straight down into whatever ancient crypt or murder cult headquarters or demonic ritual enclave happens to be in your zip code