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Psalm 19-1-4

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Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

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There's a guy in my group that, while not a ranger, I can ABSOLUTLY see him saying this.

Ranger: I'm a simple person. All I want out of life is an army of trained crows.

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Happy is the man whom God corrects

Elder Wakolo

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I have officially crossed the threshold and become a Forever DM.

... my poor unborn characters...

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Alright, I have a random and kinda questionable question...

Why do people say burning flesh smells horrible?

A friend of mine asked me this question and we came to the conclusion that doesn't just smell like burning steak because burning hair smells bad, smoke generally doesn't smell all that good when mixed with other things, and just the thought that what you are smelling was once a living person.

I don't know, is this right?

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I raise you one better,

Decanter of endless mayonnaise.

Decanter of endless marinara

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Probably the best way to go. I've got anywhere from 3-6 players per session and they have both been nearly TPKed by an extremely lucky Giant Wolf Spider and have killed an ancient dragon without character death.

Ummmmm so was anyone gonna tell me that Challenge Rating is based on 5-6 encounters per day????? Wat 

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^Joining a campaign a couple sessions late

Oh so embarassing 😅🤣🤣

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President Nelson, leader of the worldwide Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, will share a message of peace and hope tomorrow, March 28, at 8 AM MST. You are invited to tune in for the live premiere.

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I have been informed the death house is supposed to take only 1-3 hours at most...

HA! it took four sessions, but we are finally out of the Death House!

Is it normal for the Death house to take around 14 hours to escape? Or is my group just slow?

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Currently running Curse of Strahd and can confirm

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

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Adolf Hitler finding out Italy declared war (circa 1945)

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Hitler discusses an alliance with Mussolini (September 1936)