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Someone showing up at a SMH game with a “Yo, marry me Eric Bittle” sign.
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Shitty [about Bitty]: He’s filibustering in hockey skates? He’s gonna be strapped into those things for hours!
Jack: I know this is a dire situation, but I swear to God, this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me.
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@shitty-check-please-aus I did it I made the pumpkin farmer au do U love it
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I know this isn’t news to anyone but wow Nursey is a HUNK
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listen to me. Bitty?? is stupid as hell. you know he’s a bona fide hockey player because he’s dumb as SHIT. you won’t ever catch my boy knowing a thing. fight me. listen to me he’s a hockey bro and he’s a valid idiot. we stan a fucking dumbass. I love him so much
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I dont normally post stuff from the discord group but today I took a nap and was out for maybe an hour max and during that time I missed the worlds most specific headcanons sesh and like hey quick question,, are yall okay????
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DICKY CAME OUT ON THAT ICE INSTEAD, RICHARD
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bitty and jack’s child the moment it hits october:

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I’m so deep in Check Please hell.
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✓ Who is the purest Waffle? They are all pure in different ways, for now. Hops genuinely believes that most people are logical and try to make the best decisions for themselves. Bitty expands his small brain.
Bitty: gonna bake another pie for my study break! Gotta take breaks!
Bitty: I read a whole page of research this time??? Like. Wow.
Bitty: OH my god beyonce updated her insta–the night is canceled
Hops: (surrounded by five pies) he’s a train-wreck
Louis is pure because he’s the smallest. He’s taller than Bitty but…HM. He’s not that much heavier than Bitty?? He just wants to listen to good tunes. Bully is pure because he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life. At this point in time, he might be the second best dancer on SMH.
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I’m sad I didn’t get to draw tater’s monster dong in this image
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As far as unexpected character reveals go, I’m still SUPER into “overbearing hockey dad with impossibly high expectations, Bad Bob Zimmermann” turning out to be largely an invention of Jack’s anxiety, when actual Bob’s main dad moments turned out to be: -nice goal, short kid! I’m also silently enjoying your mother’s massive middle school crush on me!!!! -Hey, Jack, bud, have you noticed you’re in love with that boy? Maybe you should go kiss him on the face, eh? We can wait!
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throwback to one of my all time fav lines from jack
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If you can’t handle me at my

You don’t deserve me at my

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