justanotherdmdammit

[justanotherdmdammit]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

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I interrupted his sink nap

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Recent West African history always reads like if you asked someone to come up with impossible to miss, completely blatant examples of neo-colonialism to explain the concept to children

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the amount of cisgender men walking around with pee pee hands on a daily basis is mind-boggling. Stop. Stop it. You can't do this. when i'm going to the bathroom at my job i see so many people walking out without washing their hands. enough is enough. Stop pee pee hands now

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Please take my white ass to anor londo

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headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!

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when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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literally a poet

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I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

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as a lesbian named grace this pin I found on the lesbian history archive is making me scream

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Have you ever had a pet that isn’t a cat or dog?

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it