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The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud
Host: Name something you pullout.
Peter: Your penis?
Tony: Peter!
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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.
Bucky: Willy the Pooh.
Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.
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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.
Tony: Your spouse.
Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.
Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.
Steve: And whose fault is that?
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Host: Name a kind of bear.
Steve: Papa.
Sam: Dammit, Steve.
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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?
Stephen: September.
Host: …
Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.
Host: Aren’t you a doctor?
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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.
Rhodey: A chihuahua.
Tony: Come on, Rhodey.
Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.
Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.
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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Thor: A horse.
Host: … what?
Thor: A horse.
Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.
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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.
Natasha: Russians.
Bucky: She’s not wrong.
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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.
Sam: Naked grandma!
Host: Naked what?
Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.
Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.
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Host: Name a yellow fruit.
Bruce: Orange!
Host: …
Audience: …
Bruce: I … panicked.
Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?
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theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???
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I 👏🏻 JUST 👏🏻 WANT 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 FULL 👏🏻 SEASON👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 EVAN👏🏻 MOTHER 👏🏻 FUCKING👏🏻 PETERS 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 AN 👏🏻 ATTRACTIVE 👏🏻 HAIRCUT 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 THAT👏🏻 TOO 👏🏻 MUCH 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 ASK???!!?
Like he’s an attractive boy but ffs let him have a hair cut that accentuates his features. #nobluehair
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joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation”
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
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Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried
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Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything.
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