I'm Jerry Smith! Hi, it's me! I was told that putting myself 'out there' was a 'hip' and 'cool' way to be happy, right? Anyway I do 'whack' ads so hire me! Hire me! Links
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evilgsanchez replied to your post: Hey guys, uh, anyone know the wi-fi password for...
I’ve reset the password, try: I’m-Jerry.and_I_like_sucking-big.hairy.alien.dick
I... I’d be mad bu it worked. Thanks Rick!
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I’d vote for morty
#we're voting for Morty now??#I thought I was in line for president#:(#oh well then if that's the case uh#I'm proud of you son#:)
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Hey guys, uh, anyone know the wi-fi password for The Rickety Inn? I'm trying to get set up and I know all you "hip" hackers out there can help a "homeboy" out, right?? Right??????
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i love jerry smith
T-thank you kind fan- it’s my fans like you that keep me going! I. Am. Jerry Smith! I can get through this, yeah?? I can do this!!
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Uh, hey guys...
so as i’m sure you all already know, I’m going through a tough time right now. Sorry to all my loyal fans that I haven’t been active on here. It’s just... you know!! What with rick, and the- the divorce-! and i just
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internets been shoddy as well, the motel isn’t the best but I’m!! making due.
also i’m looking for work again! so if you guys know anyone who needs a GREAT ADVERTISING AGENT...
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alcoholicsurgeon ʕ ◔ᴥ◔ ʔThat is a lot of money. I...
Wait, you have a job. Hey. Nice job Jerry. Just please keep it. Don’t get fired. Please
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That is a lot of money. I don’t think we even have the cash for this!
The deed has been done, Beth! And it’s past warranty...
Besides with my new cool job, I’ll be able to make all that money back up!
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Heck yeah the Titanic ship is worth it Sometimes you gotta treat yo self
Exactly!!Thank you, sunglasses guy, you always get me. ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )
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"But your fat face is so squishy and adorable!" (OOC: My muse is female) (gem-rick)
T-that’s just part of my boyish charm! ..yeah...
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So an update on my lovely titanic ship which was NOT a huge waste of money, thank you very much--- I'm still trying to get it together, there's so many electronic bits that need to be put together right-- it SAYS ready to run, but that's a big fat lie. Still worth it though. Totally worth it.
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I’ve decided to take up some.. hobbies to fill my spare time. At Beth’s request… demand for me to find something productive to fill my time!
So I’ll be putting some efforts into this:
I had to pull some money from Beth’s account to afford it- but it’ll be worth it! Really!!
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"Wow...you're so fat! Like all Jerries!" (gem-rick)
H-hey! I’ll have you know, I-I’ve been working out! Just look at this totally legit and real photo of me--
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hey other Jerry.
Oh, hello!! I see I’m not the only Jerry on this ‘hip and happening’ site! ☜(˚▽˚)☞
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Hey hey hey ‘cool cats’ kids still say that right?
Guess who's back on the ‘block’?? That’s right, it’s this guy.
And I’ve gone up to whole 613 followers!! Oh man, I must be more popular than Rick now!!! Just you guys wait, Summer promised to teach me about this thing called... instant graham?
I’m not sure what exactly new ‘hip’ thing that is, but I’ll bet you it’s coolest of the cool
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An ad of myself, for myself!
I think more things go here | I’m back! | Wow
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Before I start: what is wrong with me? Everything. Let's begin. *ahem* Remember that scene in the season one opening in which you're pregnant? I actually really wanted that to be an episode, and was why I started appreciating you, and it's been like that ever since. ((There! I said it! I sent that Dirty Rick and Morty confessions and not even THEY would post it! I've been liking that sort of thing and I don't know why, but more importantly, I wanted to get that off my chest. TTnTT))
Oh, well, um I’m sure you’ll get that episode eventually!! Whatever the hell that means.
As long as it, maybe actually doesn’t involve me.
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Jerry your better than trump all the way! #Jerryforprez for life
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT FRIEND!!!! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
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