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Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

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having a guncle is all fun and games until you ask him how to replace the battery in your car (his old car) key fob and he starts roasting your femme ass

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Ways to Improve Online (White-People) Recipes

If it asks for garlic, add that much ginger, and twice that much garlic.

If it asks for cinnamon, add 1 1/2 times as much cinnamon, and a small amount of nutmeg. If the MAIN flavour is cinnamon, also add a small amount of cloves and allspice.

If it asks for vanilla, also add a SMALL amount of almond extract. (Usually up to a few drops.)

If it asks for onions, also add some garlic, but add it 1 minute before you're either done cooking, or you add liquid

If the spices are pretty much only oregano or parsley, add both, as well as a small to medium amount of basil, thyme, summer savory, tarragon, and/or marjoram (the earlier two are great in beef, chicken and tomato dishes, while the others are good with pork, chicken, most vegetables, and pretty much anything else you can think of with a 'lighter' flavour)

if it asks for cheddar or mozzarella cheese, also add a bit of feta and parmesan

Don't be afraid of flavour!

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writing tip #3721:

just keep putting words on a page and eventually you'll have twelve of them. maybe sixteen. or if you're really lucky, twenty-two

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tsunami alert for west coast and hawaii and japan, maybe other pacific coasts. big earthquake off russia.

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Investigating

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most of the west coast is at a warning or advisory (more severe than a watch) with relatively small wave height BUT ABSOLUTELY STAY OUT OF THE WATER. it isn't about one huge wave washing over a city here, its a series of waves changing local conditions, currents moving in unusual directions even parallel to shore, waves that are stronger than usual, and its very easy to be caught in them. if youre on the west coast DO NOT go near the water until well after the advisory, like, tomorrow afternoon/evening at the earliest. and keep an eye on alert systems for updates.

tsunami alert for west coast and hawaii and japan, maybe other pacific coasts. big earthquake off russia.

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watching the newest game changer and the whole time all I could think was it felt like when you give your dog an extra special trip to the beach and all the people food he wants before you put him down

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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

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Uma noite muito louca versão florestal

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having a guncle is all fun and games until you ask him how to replace the battery in your car (his old car) key fob and he starts roasting your femme ass

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having a guncle is all fun and games until you ask him how to replace the battery in your car (his old car) key fob and he starts roasting your femme ass

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Hello this is inspired by me misreading a Tumblr post could you make an edit where nurse chapel is replaced with chappell roan

or alternatively just