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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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meeting on the turret stairs tuesday
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Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.
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We've had Eldritch Horror Jolene and "The singer is in love with Jolene" but I just saw this youtube comment suggesting Jolene is a personification of death and I'm absolutely floored by it.
Like holy shit. "Flaming locks of auburn hair" just being literally flames, "Emerald eyes" being an unearthly green glow. The "ivory skin" line referring to the paleness of bloodless skin or even bleached bone, and yet Jolene is still spoken of as having haunting, enticing beauty, like a sort of angelic figure. The husband "talking about her in his sleep" meaning he's delirious with fever and keeps talking like he knows he's going to die. Of course the narrator can't compete with, or do anything about, a literal force of nature.
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Sorry Jason and Steve.
Old meme from my old account that I decided to reupload again.
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the biggest loss of animated movies trending towards sympathetic villains/no villains is that we dont get enough crazy death scenes anymore. stuff like tarzan's villain accidentally hanging himself or help i'm a fish's villain drowning and floating away silently on screen. sometimes your movies just need stuff to scare 8 year olds shitless. its good for the enviroment i think. probably.
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I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this
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writing is so addictive. Even when you hate it there’s no stopping. You can pause for a long time. But you will always come back. Once you start, you sell your soul to the writing devil and they never give it back
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Eddie really said to Steve "I know what it feels like to have love ripped away from you" and "kill the thing that killed Chrissy because I need to see it dead" and also "CHRISSY THIS IS FOR YOU"
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sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two
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