justheretokillcaesar

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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

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yesterday 2/3 of my brothers and i were talking about some of the weird ways christians talk about anxiety and youngest brother said ‘i was just thinking about both moses and elijah who begged god to let them die appearing with jesus in the transfiguration who begged god to let him live’

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is it blasphemous to say i think i could’ve pulled jesus. because i have definitely said that sentence out loud before

Pull him where, my child?

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Ok Tumblr, upload the WHOLE THING now.

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Teeth and secrets

What if I Judas's kissed your aftg characters? What will you do then?

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Take The Quiz!!! and find out 🐔

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[justheretokillcaesar]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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moth

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ive seen ppl using /gen, but what abt /nom, /voc, /acc, /dat and /abl?

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I just want to be surrounded by so much love in my life. And not just relationships. Love for my job, my home, the stars, the sunsets, the place I live where ever in the world that is. I want to experience love in all forms

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Mon Mothma’s crash out (valid)

This was a fanart that just kinda became a study

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one of my formative experiences with sex ed was having sexual desire explained to my class by a catholic nun who was very clearly working on a purely theoretical model. she explained with like increasing mania that women and men are very different because men are "like microwaves" and women "are like crock pots" and the more confused the class (age 13) became the more frantic sister patrick stephen became until she was accidentally making the point that men and women are too much like different appliances to have sex with each other at all. we all felt quite guilty as this was the year twilight came out so we'd all just gotten horny for the first time. so we felt bad for her if anything

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Would it be blasphemous to eat all the communion wafers to “level up” your holiness by eating Jesus out of the church

Yes, my child. Please do not do this. A wafer that has yet to be consecrated is merely bread. All you would be doing is depriving those within your church from their chance of taking part in the Holy Communion

But tell me child, why would you desire to eat Jesus out?

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behold, a little beast

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cin vhetin - fresh start or clean slate; (literal) white field, virgin snow

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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity