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me when the period cramps are hitting but i'm at a social gathering and screaming is "socially unacceptable"

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pissed about the life of a showgirl cover. not the picture, picture is beautiful, thank you taylor, keep it up. but that UGLY ASS FONT ??? jail. jail for one THOUSAND years.

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"there weren't any signs" did you check her spotify wrapped. "it's kind of a recent thing" did you check her spotify wrapped. "i had no idea she was feeling this way." did you check her spotify wrapped.

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Okay, but I love steddie pre season 4 aus. idk whether they're together when season 4 happened or not, it hits so hard.

anyway, steddie au where they dated between seasons 2 and 3 and had a (sorta) mutual breakup - Eddie's feeling a type of way about being a senior again, and Steve's dad keeps hinting about him having to go out of state and work for him, while his mom is asking him to move to florida to look after his Grandma. So, before summer begins, they decide to break up now, rip the bandaid off instead of dragging it out so it will hurt less when they inevitably part ways.

But they don't. Steve ends up staying in Hawkins, decides after the third run in with the upside down that he can't leave the kids, and he can't just abandon Robin after he dragged her into all of this. His parents aren't happy, but agree under the condition that he looks after the house (it's technically his according to his Grandpa's will, but they won't give him anything). one of his cousins ends up moving to Florida instead, planning on attending University there as well. His dad didn't really want him working for him anyway, the 'fire' was just the final nail in the coffin, he'll keep his son hidden away in the small town.

And Eddie can't help himself but take in the awkward nerds at the beginning of the year, it's just pure coincidence that they're Steve's kids. Steve's kids who talk a lot. Especially Dustin.

Dustin who tells him all about Steve's best friend who he's always around, Robin. How he is sure steve wants to date her. How he wonders if they are dating but haven't told him because he'll ask too many questions.

Eddie isn't upset. nope absolutely not. but he does find himself looking more. wondering if Steve was really able to move on from him that fast. He moved on from Nancy to him pretty quickly. Is he happier with Robin? Eddie can't tell, not from the distance they're keeping from each other.

Meanwhile, massive lesbian Robin is wondering why one of the other queer kids in Hawkins is suddenly staring at her all the time and trying to entertain Steve so he will stop lamenting about his curly haired ex. He has never used a name, but it's probably Nancy. It's gotta be. Who else could it be?

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things i would do for a guy i like: crash his car into the woman my husband is cheating on me with / got pregnant

things i would do for a girl i like: come back from a war only to find out she married a different guy and still have a fucking castle rebuilt across from her house and angle a major window so it’s looking directly at her backyard and throw a shit ton of parties in the hopes that she might come to one and play songs you hope she’ll remember so they’ll float across the lake to her

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@lark-no-longer-petrified

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npt: @wistfulenchantress @orpheus-and-co and anyone else xx

i love my emo little birdie mwah mwah

ignore the song i can't stop thinking about lando norris 😔

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

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the fandomization of greek mythology is the worst thing that happened to myths since 19th c. british aristocracy good god u ppl r annoying

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Fic where Eddie hears about Jonathan taking pictures through Steve’s bedroom window and then proceeds to spend the next couple weeks wandering around the woods trying to find where he was able to do that.

Rather awkwardly, he runs into Steve in the woods more than once. He eventually asks what Eddie is doing and Eddie panics. He says he’s birdwatching.

“Oh,” Steve says and then immediately starts telling him that he’s going about this all wrong. “Are you new to birdwatching?”

“Um…kinda?”

“I can tell,” Steve says and then launches into a whole spiel about how this is the worst time of day to birdwatching. “It’s too hot for most birds and the sun fucks up your pic - you don’t even have binoculars, man.”

Turns out Steve Harrington - coolest guy in school - is an avid birdwatcher?

Now Eddie is getting dragged out of bed at ass o’clock in the morning to stand in the woods with Steve Harrington. All because he wanted to see the guy naked.

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No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

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how do i let people know i'm wearing a cross necklace in a dana scully/buffy summers way and not a i love jesus way

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the context is american psycho (2000)

unfortunately i will not be sleeping until i understand the context to this picture

who gave steve a chainsaw.

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in desperate need of a modern musician au where instead of steve being a pop princess he's a pop punk princess. all emo and shit, with guyliner and dress shirts and fall out boy covers. the whole shebang. from eddie's perspective it's famous x normal guy because he simply doesn't keep up with emo enough to know any new/up-and-coming bands. bonus points if steve knows exactly who eddie is.

they meet in a really dark and dingy bar that eddie goes to avoid other celebrities and the paps. they meet sitting at the bar and really hit it off. they start casually seeing each other and while the paparazzi manage a few photos, none of them really catch steve's face.

eventually eddie finds out, and sure you could have steve just tell him...but really where's the fun in that? eddie finds out at an awards show. they both win awards but eddie wins his after steve's so he's just standing on stage clearly still going through the math (insert the lady w the math equations meme) and every time the camera pans to eddie it immediately cuts to steve laughing violently into his hands.

for the afterparty (or similar) eddie and steve just meet up and there's a lot of paparazzi footage of steve just standing there, still laughing, and eddie just like confusedly ranting at him. he's not mad at the fact that steve's famous and didn't tell him or anything, because he gets that much, he's just mad because they could've made some tracks together and eddie could've met his band and whatnot. steve just lets eddie ramble and then kisses him and tells him they can still get to all that later.

the next day, eddie posts a couple pictures of him and steve on his instagram with the caption "I feel like I've been punk'd" and steve comments "no babe you've been pop punk'd xx"

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ok I try to limit myself to not being in tumblr before ten but I just had the best psych (2006) related idea (please note I have not watched all of it just part of the first season)

An episode that starts out with a flashback to little Shawn, who just brought home a badly graded test home, he didn’t even finish it. His dad asks him what he’s been doing as school to do this and he says that the other kids were being too loud and he couldn’t do his work. His dad is upset with him.

Cut to the present and Shawn is acting weirder than normal, forgetting things as soon as they’re told to him and spacing out often. Carlton tells him to lock tf in and he jokingly says I CANT someone stole my meds. This becomes a running joke throughout the episode as they are busting a drug operation, things like “can I have one of those? Someone stole mine” in reference to like meth or something.

Shawn has increasing difficulty using his powers, it’s all finicky and mangled, and it leads to some wrong turns and it’s obvious something more is going on. It is revealed halfway through that Shawn’s dad is upset with him, like, ‘we need to talk’ levels of upset, and Carlton is like really Shawn? That’s what you’re upset about? And Shawn’s like haha yeah sure. We’ll go with that.

It’s the end of the episode, they busted the drug operation with some tomfoolery and shenanigans, and Shawn goes his dad’s house because he insisted they needed to talk. His dad is all serious, and Shawn’s actually a bit nervous. His dad says “you wanna explain why I found this in your apartment?” But before he can finish he pulls out a medicine organizer with DRUGS in thick black sharpie on it and Shawn screams MY MEDS WHAT THE FRICK WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE GIVE THEM BACK and his dads like WHY DO YOU HAVE THEM WHERE DID YOU GET THEM

UH FROM MY FREAKING DOCTOR THATS MY ADDERALL PERSCRIPTION

SINCE WHEN DID YOU NEED ADDERAL YOU NEVER NEEDED ADDERALL

YES I DID PLEASE GIVE IT BACK

WHY IS IT LABELD DRUGS

BECAUSE FUNNY NOW PLEASTGIVE ITBA

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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The Corroded Coffin boys having no clue about the Upside Down making Steve and Eddie's interactions appear 10x gayer...? My Roman Empire.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, of course."

"No, really," and Steve looks up through his eyelashes at Eddie. "Are you...okay?"

Eddie gives Steve the softest smile the boys have ever seen anywhere even near Eddie's face. Ever. It's not a performance, like it usually is, but it's a true, genuine smile, just for the two of them. Gareth looks away, flustered.

Jeff just stands there, slightly bewildered, and turns to Freak. "You think they're...?"

Freak nods absentmindedly. "Yeah, you know...yeah."

Steve calls Eddie randomly during their late night hangouts with a thought he had? The boys share raised eyebrows.

They know each other's favourite songs but Eddie can't even remember any of theirs? Very suspicious.

Eddie knows Steve's work hours and calls to make sure he got home safely? Strange things are afoot at the family video.

Things only escalate from there. Steve's making his way upstairs (to grab a bandaid for Eddie, who absolutely does NOT need a bandaid for a papercut) and Jeff stops him in the hallway.

"Listen, man, I just wanna know what's going on between you and Eddie."

Steve's face is the picture of innocence. "...what?"

Jeff sighs and scrubs his face. "I mean, I hate to, like, out you like this, but I just don't want Eddie getting hurt, you know? I mean, he's been through a lot--"

"I know," Steve interjects.

Jeff glares at him. "You realize it's, like, obvious to everyone around you both that something is definitely going on between you two? I'm just saying, there's a real possibility that someone could see that and accidentally make the right assumption. It's just dangerous, where we live, you kn--"

"Oh my God."

"Yeah, I know," Jeff nods solemnly, "It's really frustrating that you have to--"

"Jeff, oh my God. I didn't know."

"It's okay, we all make m--"

Steve looks shell shocked by this small nugget of information. Jeff had heard rumours from the kids of possible brain damage, and he'd never thought they might be true before, but he was starting to suspect it now.

"Are you okay? You look a little--"

Steve looks up at him. "Jeff, I'm queer. I like men. I like Eddie."

Jeff pauses. "...I know...?"

Steve mock-screams at him. "I didn't!"

Oh. Oh...? Oh.

"What am I supposed to do? Oh God, Jeff, he's right there, oh--"

Eddie peeks around the corner with a look of concern painting his concerning enough features. "Is everything alright? Are you okay? Is it--"

Steve sniffs roughly, looking at the floor with mild interest. "Eddie, I need to talk to you."

Eddie wastes no time in coming up to Steve's side. "What's u--mmh."

And then Steve's kissing him.

It's kind of like watching two trains crash into each other but one train is your best friend since middle school and the other is this guy he used to hate but now it's complicated, but it's not really complicated, they're just madly in love, but it's weird because Jeff still remembers that one time Eddie stepped on Steve's lunch by accident and Steve just yanked him so hard he fell off of the table.

Jeff has never really understood what those romance books meant when they said "two tongues fighting for dominance" but suddenly, he got it now.

"I think I'm Buddha," Jeff said, still staring at the train wreck that was Steve and Eddie's tongues fighting for dominance.

"What?" Eddie looked over at him, a trail of spit connecting his mouth to Steve's. Jeff wanted to bleach his eyeballs. Jeff wanted to spread his enlightenment.

"I said I'm going to go now. You guy stay safe." Jeff's voice did not sound like his own voice anymore. "Use protection and all that."

Jeff didn't think they heard him, but he didn't really wanna turn around and find out.

"Hey, man! ...are you...okay?" Gareth asked worriedly.

"Steve didn't know that he was gay. Until just now. When I told him."

The three of them just sat there for a moment. Something thumped upstairs, and then there was a lot of laughing echoing down the stairs.

"You wanna go to my place and watch Grease?" Freak suggested.

All three of them were out of the door before the end of that sentence.

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i love speedily searching up the height of a character because in my brain they're my wet little cat boy but i know in the back of my mind that they're probably 6'5 at a minimum