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Shit, it's Peter again...

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Heading back to the bus, the two of us are intercepted by two beautiful nubiles. The spokesperson of the two is about four-foot-seven with long permed blonde hair and is using a black lace bra as a blouse in the chilling night air, while her red-haired, black-laced confidante is nervously silent.

"We came to see you," says the blonde to Steele.

"Why thank you."

"We want to party. Can we come on the bus?"

"Well, actually I have to talk that over with that guy over there," Steele says, motioning at the three bands' respective drivers talking by the stage door. "Hey how much do you weigh?"

"Why don't you pick me up and find out?"

"Okay," he says, picking her up by the armpits. "Wow! 80 pounds?"

"78," she responds proudly. "Can we hang out with you? We can't get back in."

"I can get you back in, but I have to talk to this guy here," he says nodding at me. "He's from SPORTS ILLUSTRATED and they want me to pose with a fig leaf for a different kind of swimsuit issue. They've been getting a lot of complaints about being sexist. So me and him are going to go over fig leaf designs."

"Oh, okay," she replies, knowing that her shtick is not going to work tonight. "Maybe later?"

"Maybe. Hey, thanks for coming."

Back on the bus, I ask why she didn't qualify as a participant for dark sensuality.

"I want to be with somebody who appreciates what I am internally," he says digging into a pie provided to him by the catering crew. "Not just someone who thinks I'm a cool pair of testicles.

"Girls ask to suck my blood," he continues nonchalantly. "They aren't too shy about asking me. I can easily show you scars all over me where I've taken razor blades and opened myself up and let them stick their tongues into me. Which is no big deal, because essentially my only role in bed is not to say 'No.'"

[Excerpt from an AP interview in 1995 with Peter Steele]

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An ancient spell I know so well, success is guaranteed.

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Absolutely no one asked me, but my personal head cannon is that Lisa was the first chick to ever do @nal with dean and since he's in denial about being bi it's the closest to experimenting with that while staying safely straight and out of all the women deans been with she's the one that made him feel like that stuff could be safe and normal and that's what kept bringing him back to her

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every day i post something like "please god make the world a less terrible place to live. please let people be able to afford things again" but it keeps getting worse

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💚💙

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my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

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I need Sam to complain about having to be the one who recites the exorcism, why do I always have to do it, can’t you memorize it, and Dean laughs and says you’re the geek here, that’s why it’s your job, I do the fighting and you do the Latinating, and Sam says yeah, big talk, I know you just don’t want to say it because it hurts, stop being such a wuss about it and take your turn, and Dean says what do you mean it hurts and Sam says you know, the way it makes your throat and mouth burn and Dean says what the fuck, Sam, what are you talking about and then they both just… oh.

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Every character on SPN: dean is a complicated man. He’s got issues. You never know what he’s thinking or feeling.

Cas: has him figured out in 0.05 secs and manipulating him accordingly

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endverse cas was fruity as hell like what is this!!

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that's just dean post s15 to me btw