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Vic just got the chills

because the guy who plays Cameron in Ferriss Beuller’s Day Off has aged very gracefully

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The cats are behaving strangely

“Cats: can’t live with ‘em, can’t marry ‘em in the state of California.”

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Vic needs food badly

“I’m a little bit hungry, I’m a little bit rock and roll.”

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Vic wants to improve her chess skills

"Maybe you should watch some chess streamers,” I said. “Or I could just watch some streamers blowing in the wind,” she said.

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Vic is at Target

She feels up a bag of pita chips to make sure none are broken. Shortly afterwards, she sings “farewell to my pesky nihilism” while doing some extremely risky shopping cart maneuvers.

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I asked Vic how I could get her through a sassy evening

“You just need to hang ten,” she said.

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Vic just suggested we watch “pistachio”

She meant Parasite, the Korean film

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Vic is walking around singing

“Guys are like who cares / girls are like maybe I should dieeeee”

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I asked her if she wanted anything from the store

She looked up at me, wide-eyed, and said “isn’t there some kind of strawberry treat?!”

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Vic is trying to remember a Subreddit

“Like there was a picture of cones.”

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Vic describes the kitten’s activities

“Helio’s parked in front of the water, because he’s Lawrence of Arabia.”

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I was just playing Drake when

Vic walked in and said “stop this baloney!” She further commented: “scary baloney.”

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I asked Vic if she wanted to go on a date

And she said, “I’m sorry, I’ll be busy having a date with my fiancee.”

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Victoria has some words about bodily functions

“Garlic through a butt has been through a fuckin’ war, and if it survived, it’s not because it was nice.”

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Vic makes some demands

“I need you to be needy,” she says. “I am needy.” “Baby! More needy!

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I told Vic a joke, and she started singing

“Jokes are how we blow off steam, jokes are how we build self-esteem.” She made up the tune on the spot. She did not laugh.

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She did, in fact, begin singing at the appropriate time

You ever heard the tale of the tortoise and the heyyyy, Macarena”