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7 Nihilistic Quotes That Only Brilliant, Misunderstood Young Males On The Internet Will Appreciate

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Part of me is very fascinated with the idea of mmo rping that’s this complex/multi-layered and the other part of me is concerned that this person dedicated the time to do something this Fucked Up

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I regret every time I ever threw around the term “cursed image” so lightly

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Wonderful analysis of a scene from Hourou Musuko’s/Wandering Son’s first episode.

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so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

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LOOK. AT. THE. LITTLE. FLUFF. 

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Real life Quick Time Event

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imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it

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I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

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i honestly hate the jedi order lol 

it’s a weird celibate cult that kidnaps babies and cuts off all of their emotional attachments against their will and then acts like they’re the ultimate good in the galaxy for the soul fact that “oh we’re not the sith so……..”

they’re apathetic to the struggles of the rest of the galaxy too, the mandalorian wars, and they arguably started one of the longest and bloodiest conflicts in the galaxy, the clone wars. “keepers of the peace” my ass