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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i��m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

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By Erin Kidd, aka @thebabygoat

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okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

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if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)