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what if instead of being the octonauts they were the octocunts and instead of saving sea creatures they served.

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(Idk if anyones watching the new dino rescue team thingy, but i am cuz i need comfort and this idea was too funny to pass up)

The other rescue teams: Hey Jin, its been a while. You mind grabbing the others for a quick hello?

Jin, as calmly as possible: Sorry guys, they’re in the Cretaceous period right now.

The other rescue teams: Oh, that’s alright. *wait a minute-*

The other rescue teams: ThEy’rE wHeRe-

MRT: HOW AND WHY-

DRT: ARE THEY EVEN STILL ALIVE-

(Jin why would you do this to them-)

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Pt. 2

*inside*

Helly & Droney: *Grabbing one of everything they see and Y E E T I N G it into a cart*

Droney: Hey, don't people normally need money to buy these things? Do we even HAVE any money?

Helly: Relax, Jin gave me 150 dollars beforehand. I'm sure that's more than enough to buy pretty much the ENITRE store!

Droney: Your right! *notices the dairy aisle* Ooh, what's that over there?

Helly: Dunno. More stuff for us though!

*n Y o O m*

Helly: Whoa. That's a LOT of eggs!

Droney: I never knew human's needed to eat so many eggs. There's like a bajillion different kinds! How do we know which one to buy?

Helly: What do you mean? Let's just get one of every kind!

Droney: Oh yeah! Right!

Helly & Droney: *yeeting every brand of eggs into the cart*

*few minutes later*

Helly: Welp, that should be one of everything! Now all we gotta do is go to the checkout counter!

Droney: WAIT! Before we do, shouldn't you fly around to make sure we didn't forget anything?

Helly: Good idea! Give me one sec!

Helly: *Starts flying around*

Helly: Hmm, I don't think we missed any- WHOA-! *narrowly avoids hitting the ceiling*

Helly: Phew, that was close. I almost hit the ceiling- ACK-! *collides with a random shelf*

Droney: Helly!

Helly: *proceeds to knock over 4 more shelves in the process*People: *screaming as they run out of the store*

Droney: Uh-oh. That can't be good....*flies over to check on Helly*

Helly: *attempting to stand while holding his head* Ouch....that hurt....

Droney: Helly! Are you okay?!

Helly: Yeah....can't say the same thing for the store though....

Droney: *winces* Yeah. We might be cooked for this....

Helly: Ugh....Jin's gonna kill me- *is cut off by someone shouting*

Random security guard: OVER HERE! THEY RAN THIS WAY!

Helly & Droney: *uh oh*

Helly: Quick! Grab whatever you can and lets get out of here!

Droney: *nods* Good idea!

Helly & Droney: *grab whatever they can and fly out of the store*

Some random dude: Hey wait a minute, isn't that helicopter from the rescue team?

*l a t e r*

Helly & Droney: *fly into the rescue center and collapse onto the floor*

Droney: *out of breath* Finally........I'm so tired from flying around so fast....

Helly: *also out of breath* You said it....at least Mr. Wheeler finally has his groceries....

Droney: Speaking of which, I should probably start heading back now before it gets too dark.

Helly: Aw man, already?

Droney: Yep. That's what happens when you live overseas. Don't worry though! I'll be able to come over lots of other times-! *cut off by screaming from another room*

Jin: HELLYYYYYY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Helly & Droney: *well that can't be good-*

Droney: Scratch that. I'll come back after you finished getting wrecked by her. Good luck Helly! *n y o o m s away*

Helly: What the- HEY! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH-

Jin: *bursts into the room practically foaming at the mouth*

Helly: *he's g o n e*

*bonus*

Roy, Poli & Amber: *sitting around in the basement*

Amber: Where did Jin run off to?

Poli: She went to go get more tools to fix THIS ONES arm *shoots a glare at Roy*

Roy: *feeling guilty* I'm sorry you guys! It's not like I keep breaking my arm on purpose!

Amber: Are you SURE? Because this is the fourth time this week that you've broken your arm.

Poli: *reaches over to comfort him* I know you don't mean to Roy, but you have to stop putting yourself in danger like this. At this rate, you might as well end up like Helly-All three of them: *freeze when they hear a s c r e e c h come from above*

Amber: Is that- *jumps when she hears Jin absolutely d e s t r o y Helly*

Poli: *clinging onto Roy for dear life* Scratch that. NO ONE gets Jin as mad as Helly does.

Roy: *Holding Poli with his good arm* I think I'm gonna start being more careful with myself from now on.

Poli & Amber: Good idea.

(F in the chat for helly)

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*Insert peaceful day in Broomstown*

Helly & Droney: *flying around doing kid stuff*

Helly: So you're telling me after 5 months of begging, you FINALLY got them to agree to you coming here?

Droney: Hey, don't blame me! It's not my fault that Sandy and Keaton act like their my older siblings or something!

Helly: That's understandable. At least be thankful that you don't have 4 adults who are constantly nagging you every day!

Droney: Yeesh. 4 sounds like torture!

Helly: Oh you have NO idea! It's not even Jin who does most of the nagging! Ever since Poli and Roy started dating, they've started acting like I'm their child!

Droney: Now THAT sounds like torture. But hey, at least they don't smack you on the head like Jin does, right..?

Helly: That's true I guess- *cut off by loud beeping coming from his transmitter* Speak of the devil-

Helly, answering: What's up Jin?

Jin, sounding very pissed: I need you to report back to base Helly. Now.

Helly: *Whining* Aw c'mon, seriously Jin! Today's supoosed to be my day off-!

Jin: If you don't get here within the next ten minutes then you shouldn't bother coming back at all-

Helly: Alright, alright, FINE! Coming back!*call ends*Droney: So uh....what do we-?

Helly: Let's just go see what she wants....

*t i m e s k i p*

Helly: *outside the rescue center* Just stay out here for a sec, ok? I'll be out soon.

Droney: Um...okay? Should I hide or...?

Helly: Good idea. *y e e t s him into a bush*

Droney: ACK-!

Jin: *walks out of the rescue center* Well it's about time you showed up Helly!

Helly: *jumps slightly* Jeez, don't scare me like that Jin! What do you even want me her for anyways?

Jin: Mr. Wheeler called and asked if someone could go out and buy him some groceries since he's busy today. You're going.

Helly: WHAT?! Why me?! What about the others-

Jin: *on her last nerve* The others aren't going to be able to get inside the store, and Roy broke his fucking arm. Again.

Helly: Again? Isn't that the fourth time this week-?

Jin: Then you see my point. Now GO! Please.

Helly: Fine. Can I at least buy something for myself-

Jin: Yes you can just GO-*t i m e s k i p*

Helly & Droney: *outside a larger-than-usual Shoprite*

Helly: Welp, we're here.

Droney: So this is where people buy all their food, huh?.

Helly: Oh yeah, forgot that you've never seen a grocery store before.

Droney: And Jin said that we could get whatever we want?

Helly: Now that you mention it, she never did give me a list of what we we're supposed to buy....

Droney: I know! Let's buy one of everything just incase!

Helly: Good idea! Better to have one of everything than to have forgotten something!

Droney: Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go in!

Helly & Droney: *n y o o m*

(Pt. 2 tmr cuz tumblr has a character limit dammit-)