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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]
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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling
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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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this is what he is to me. look up marimo moss balls right now
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*gasping for breath* WATERR..!
*gets handed water*
*sparkling*.
EWWWWWW
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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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