kaihawk
kaihawk
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Mr. Kai Hawk, Leafwalker, Purveyor of Fine Blasphemies, Mythwright of Black Mountains, Gentleman of the Dusk, Perpetual Emotion Machine, Defender of No Faith
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kaihawk · 1 day ago
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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kaihawk · 1 day ago
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kaihawk · 5 days ago
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No uniforms. No badges. Wearing masks to hide their faces.
ICE are not police. They have no training. They have no oversight. No disciplinary recourse.
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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"We're living through the ongoing fascist collapse of the United States but I still gotta clean the kitchen and go to work tomorrow" sure is the mood right now, huh.
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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The sound of meowing 🐈‍⬛
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kaihawk · 14 days ago
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kaihawk · 16 days ago
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kaihawk · 16 days ago
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The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed
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kaihawk · 16 days ago
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kaihawk · 17 days ago
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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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kaihawk · 18 days ago
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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
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kaihawk · 19 days ago
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kaihawk · 19 days ago
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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD
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