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why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

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"thou shalt not kill" -the guy who invented killing

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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working up the courage to message an old friend you've fallen out of contact with is weird, especially if you were really close. like hi i think about you almost every day and sometimes i dream about you and your name is etched on my soul. we haven't spoken in five years. how are you?

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remisa ♥ ♥ ♥

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pookies☺️

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DEATH OR LOVE 2NIGHT?

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i never realized light holds L’s hand but not misa’s ohhhhhh I’m sick. I’m sick

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if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

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if i was in a room with every character whos been in an xreader fanfic, id head straight for that sexy hot Y/N.

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theres always something wild going on in space. but. earth, with the humans on it and everything, is a planet and planets, they live in space. so it makes sense that many interesting things happen on our dear earth. like long siphonophores, or Amy Tan's awesome writing.

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Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.

The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage