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I do miss Voltage's games but man where's time and money?

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mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

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all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

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Peter: You keep hugging Mr. Stark and holding his hand when he’s upset. What if he falls in love with you?

Stephen: -sweats-

Peter: Is…Is that what you want?

Stephen, nervously: Ha, is that what I want?

Wong, (from upstairs) shouting: YES!

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By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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The fact that there’s a highway to Hell but only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic volume.

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i’ve decided to call myself out

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At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

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connor  »  rainbow

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other people writing ao3 comments: love this! can’t wait to see more ❤

me writing ao3 comments: gyjfsdghjkldsfhj fukc dude i………..id eat this if i could….

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bryan dechart

like or reblog if you save

don’t repost

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I promise I’ll make one for the girls when I finish their models but for now enjoy some happy bois - Mod Velvet

P5 girls smiling

*this isn’t an edit or screenshot, it’s a 3d fan art*

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The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed

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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.