kandi-kween

[kandi-kween]

i run deathcabforkralie and i am scared of my anons :D

https://www.tumblr.com/deathcabforkralie?source=share

Whatever happens next is not my fault

[kandi-kween]

How would you react if you found out all of your fans online were just one person with multiple accounts?

how would you react if i was multiple people with one account

[kandi-kween]

Tim do you have any weird dreams yourself?

i rarely remember my dreams but sometimes i wake myself up by talking out loud. this very afternoon i woke myself up saying "your move bud" to someone in my dream but i have no idea what it was about

[kandi-kween]

Once I had a dream where I made a slenderverse series and met you and you hated me and made a public announcement about how weird and unfunny I was and called me a wannabe and said that I was trying too hard with my series 💔

what if there's actually a dream-me floating around that was like freddy krueger except he doesn't kill people he's just really mean 😧

[kandi-kween]

Once I had a dream where I made a slenderverse series and met you and you hated me and made a public announcement about how weird and unfunny I was and called me a wannabe and said that I was trying too hard with my series 💔

what if there's actually a dream-me floating around that was like freddy krueger except he doesn't kill people he's just really mean 😧

[kandi-kween]

Last night when I was sleeping I lost my apple so I went to go find it then you chucked a brick at me then walked off to go find a gas station 😭

this wasnt a dream you were sleepwalking

[kandi-kween]

it’s because you’re so dreamy 💕

T H A T ' S R I G H T

[kandi-kween]

why do people dream about you

idk but it seems like it happens a lot (on here anyway)

[kandi-kween]

why do people dream about you

idk but it seems like it happens a lot (on here anyway)

[kandi-kween]

Astral projection

i had a dream you were invited to my funeral but you didn’t do anything except dance in the corner doing the stanky leg with my best friend and then you exploded when everybody left

if it was your funeral how did you know

[kandi-kween]

Honestly real crashout

I actually crashed out when I found out Hoodie was Brian. I had to stop watching and go on a run. I hate running but I ran 4 miles out of anger.

[kandi-kween]

Made me think of your blog ❤️

if it said "GREAT jokes for the john" i would agree 😤

[kandi-kween]

MOON DAY MOON DAY

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[kandi-kween]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[kandi-kween]

Fuck it you can have my spacehey and Ao3 too

Guys working at Walmart is basically just hell someone kill me

I just found a tote full of magots (one of the very few things I'm genuinely terrified of) it was so fucking disgusting and now my skin feels like it's crawling

Who wants to hit me with their truck I'll give you one of my tumblrs if u do

[kandi-kween]

Guys working at Walmart is basically just hell someone kill me

I just found a tote full of magots (one of the very few things I'm genuinely terrified of) it was so fucking disgusting and now my skin feels like it's crawling

Who wants to hit me with their truck I'll give you one of my tumblrs if u do

[kandi-kween]

is the radioactive monkey shirt your loudest one perchance

1) no i ebay'd it a long time ago

2) i've gotten shirts that are MUCH worse since then