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Axe Murder Boyz - Muerte Album Review By Joey C.M.

With the scene being as dormant as ever, one would wonder “what’s next” from the underground. With that said this is not a new release but it is the newest addition to the Majik Ninja Entertainment Label. A brief history from what I’m told about the Axe Murder Boyz is that they were once signed to (THE ALMIGHTY) Psychopathic Records a long time ago…and that’s all I ever really knew until now. I used to browse a site called “Juggalo News” and on it was a free Downloadable EP called “Underdogz” which I found years later after they left Psychopathic. Further controversy from the Juggalo forums and the like give an impression that The Boyz were a part of a “Fixed” contest called Underground Psychos, which was basically amateur hour for those who’ve idolized Insane Clown Posse. The fact that the Boyz won made a few people quite angry, including but not privy to, a group of over-privileged kids who dubbed themselves “The Killaz”. These Hollywood Undead clones made a diss track to Boondox and pretty much anyone on Psychopathic for fixing this so called contest, even claiming that Boondox had stolen their gimmick. Irony eh? They stole Hollywood Undead’s entire gimmick but cry when a short fat guy used the term “red mist”. Whether or not any of this shit is true is debatable but frankly I don’t really care. I just thought that it was a pretty interesting set of events. Now it’s 2019, still don’t know much of the Boyz but I’m willing to set my standards to low and tackle this with open ears, open eyes and a closed mouth.

Muerte means dead in Spanish. Judging by the 13 tracks on this record, my ears and my opinion on the group are pronounced Muerte. Where to begin? The production just sounds like recycled trap beats circa 2015. Very lazy, very sloppy, even desperate acts wouldn’t use these type of beats which is sadly probably the kindest words I have for the record. Lyrically it’s as dull and uninspired as a horror movie remake. I can sum up the lyrics in 6 lines: “Haters gonna hate” “Hate on me” “We smoke weed” “We smoke weed everyday” “Where we from” “We shoot back” Take this paranoia complex and mix in a bit of Gangsta Rap and you will have an uninspired and mediocre underground sub-genre called “Axe Murder Boyz”. I really came along with a low opinion but it’s rare for me to suddenly develop no opinion. I listened to “god’s hands”, “Blood in, Blood out” and “The Garcia Brothers” before settling on Muerte, because at the very least I was expecting a somewhat effort. All these Boyz sound like is a couple of fans dying for the approval of ICP and Twiztid(TWIZTID OBVIOUSLY WON) RATING: SUCKS. These Boyz taught me one thing: They have haters. It’s true because I absolutely hated this record. If it were any worse, Hitler would be on the cover, spread legs with crotch-less panties on as he is penetrating himself with a Crucifix.

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THE THERAPY I SEEK BY JOEY C.M. (OR TL;DR VOLUME 46: DELUXE EDITION)

I'd rather make you laugh than to tell you how much I hurt. To be honest, I am hurting. The drinking heavy part is now explained. Let's just leave it alone and one day I will be ok again. Anyone who knows me well enough knows a few things. 1. I have no real belief in anything. 2. I hate myself. 3. I really hate life and 4. I'm a musical maniac. With all that said; at first I absolutely hated this band. It wasn't because of the vocals or the instrumentals or anything like that. I think I hated the band mostly because that's what boys do. I mean seriously, you wanna look cool right? I was no exception. Then 2005 came around, I was at Zia Record Exchange and I was looking at the rock section. Under the new releases I saw the bands 3rd(official) album and I decided "fuck my friends" and picked it up. I would listen to it through a few times over that weekend and marvel at the artwork within in(lyrically and the album art which was rather amazing). I would later buy the remaining discography and I have been hooked since. The band I speak of is Coheed and Cambria. On the surface to most people, they will see an emo band with a man with a girly voice. To the many legions of fans, we see the last really great rock band. They have released an abundance of records but I really want to focus on the first 4. See at the time a lot of us were uninformed about the real meaning behind the music was until one day upon further inspection we realized that the music was the narrative of a really advanced story that one needs time to really study on. It's mostly told through comics apart from the albums and it details an inevitably sad science fiction story involving the Kilgannon Family and the impure bastards that threaten their existence. There are good people with the story but most are vengeful pricks who prey. I love to sit back or lay down and just play album after album and just interpret the song in my own ways. I still keep the characters in my mind but at the same time I'm playing out every scenario but keeping the beginning and end the same. See on Second Stage Turbine Blade there's a song called "God Send Conspirator" that always gets me. It's an amazing track and on the surface it is no more the rock anthem that you can really sing along to but within the innerverse that is the 'heed, it details one of the absolutely saddest points in the record. To this day the fact that I can see "Your dreams can't last forever" really makes me want to weep, in fact I have wept a lot to this bands music. Through break ups, hatred and even death the bands music has helped me. "In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth: 3" has the same effect. "A Favor House Atlantic" is such a pop friendly song but in reality it is probably one of the bands most incredibly violent songs. The song called "The light and the glass" is a really sad track which ends in tragedy of losing someone close. It ends with a sad piano track and then leads into the hidden song. The first 4 have hidden tracks which I find oddly funny. I remember one instance of crying through out the last 4 songs on "Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV Volume I: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness" but not because I was in particularly sad but mostly because it just started to happen. I couldn't control how emotional the music made me. Then of course on "Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV Volume 2: No World For Tomorrow" where the story was believed to have ended, makes me sad for simply that reason. I honestly thought that the band was going to end there...little did I know I was wrong. I really have to thank them alot for that because from my memory, I don't believe there ever was a band that had this power over me. I remember seeing them in 2017 and although I enjoyed the set and all, I got turned down badly by a woman I am madly in love with...needless to say when songs like "Wake up" played I started to cry while most assholes had their lady friends with them and they were all kissing while my lonely ass wept. Well, if anything, the song isn't really that romantic if you really listen to it. Either way. I loved the way that show ended with Claudio Sanchez bringing out a portrait painted of him from someone down here in Arizona, to which Claudio said he liked it albeit freaking him out when he sees it at night. It's nice to know that the band is not at all that serious in real life. One thing I've always found hilarious about the band is the fact that Claudio is really bad at keeping a straight face. During the slower songs or slow parts of songs, Claudio looks into the crowds and I assume he sees an overly passionate fan singing along(probably me) and he'll flat out laugh. I remember when they were doing the song "Everything Evil" and during the Jesse parts, he kept laughing. Along with that Travis Stever likes to make goofy faces when Claudio's voice used to get ungodly high. Speaking of live, the first 4 albums were recorded live one majestic summer. They were then pressed up for a very limited box set titled "Neverender: Children of the Fence Edition". To the very few who own it, I hate you but then again it's my fault for sleeping on it...as a matter of fact, that was a year I didn't listen to the band. Which I find hilarious that I chose not to listen to the band at all. Another odd memory was when I got the "Live at the Starland Ballroom" record and would listen to it religously. Yeah it was pretty unclean audio wise but at the same time it gave it some charm. Claudio doing an Acoustic version of "The Light and the Glass" was fantastic. This also was the first time I heard men yell out to the band that they "want to have your children" and it definitely isn't the last which always makes me laugh. In spite of being what most plebs say, I don't believe them to be an emo band. The music can be emotional though and that's pretty much any band whoever wrote a song about pain. The reason for me writing this? Because I don't ever express how I really feel about anything anymore. I hate myself and life too much and I absolutely have no trust in anyone. Everyone to me is a traitor in waiting and they are all waiting for that moment I slip even the slightest. I mean sure I talk a lot of shit online but that's just it; shit talking. I hate everything and especially myself. I threaten sucide a lot but at this point in time it's almost like a chic thing to say. I'm trying to remain fabulous and hateful all at the same time. Regardless, the band is an amzing quartet and a huge influence on me and they are basically my therapy. I cannot praise them enough. I just wish they weren't coming to town when I'm gonna be dead broke.

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Samyang Foods Buldak Bokkeummyun Curry Flavor/Prison Ramen Recipe 3: Butt Naked Ramen Soup Review

By Joey C.M.

First the instructions of the Butt Naked Ramen Soup are as follow:

(RECIPE COURTESY OF CLIFTON COLLINS JR AND GUSTAVO "GOOSE" ALVAREZ)

1 pack Ramen (any flavor)

About 1 cup boiling water

Empty ramen into a bowl and set aside seasoning packet(s)

Add water; make sure noodles are submerged.

Add more or less water if desired.

Add seasoning packet. Mix well and let sit for 3 to 5 minutes.

So thats the very basic way of cooking ramen. I was going to do this with a more basic ramen but since this was on deck i took it upon myself to just 2 birds/1 stone it. This ramen is much like the other Samyang flavor i had previous to this in a sense that it is pretty damn spicy. The noodles are thicker than others I've had before but they are kind of spongy. The soup base is a furious red as pictured, upon mixing my eyes started burning a little. It has a strong scent, very chicken like(as labeled) with a ton of vegetables as well. Tastes okay, nothing mind blowing. Spice is similar to the likes of a jalapeno or a nice red chili used for tamale meat. Only real problems are that it lingers on the lips a lot and it stains like crazy. Once it coats your lips just a little it'll be there for a bit so get comfortable. As far as the staining goes; that could be my fault because I eat like a baby.

RATING: OKAY.

If you can handle the heat its not bad. However, this one is not as tasty as the other flavor I had. The recipe is very easy as well. I'm just glad that I'm actually having fun doing not only these ramen reviews but also the recipes.

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Africa Addio Review By Joey C.M.

Just when you thought you've seen them all; gore, death and just all around fucked you get a suggestion from an old associate about something made a long while ago. I've never heard of this film until today and well, I figured I'd give it a shot. What I got was something I wasn't expecting.

Africa Addio is a shockumentary regarding political and social upheaval in Africa during the 60s. Politically charged riots, looting and chaos are on the rise as racial tension is yet to be seen at it's peak. They show a few shots of Police brutality and general destruction of the imported goods. Then it cuts to the devilish crimes of the Mau Maus. From arson to the murder of children and an absolute cruel offense against some cows in which their tendons were cut and they were slowly bleeding out for an ungodly amount of time. Then we get tons and tons of animal killings/mutilation, some with guns others with more traditional weaponry(EVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT TAKEN DOWN WITH SPEARS?). A genocide in which 5000 Arabs are killed, some is shown but most of it is shots of bodies being driven off. One disturbing sequence shows a bunch of folks in a circle getting bombarded with bullets one by one as they slowly bleed out. One unsettling scene is when a man is carried to the border with what I believe to be his stomach hanging partially outward. The whole shit is rather unsettling because then there's far more brutality that ensues which is way more animals getting killed along with some more genocide. All this carnage and what do we have left? Women jumping on trampolines in slow motion. The birth of twerking is also shown along with African women being taught how to shave and put on make up while rocking out to a lively rock and roll soundtrack. It ends sadly with the solution to this is our realization that this is how the world will remain. Embrace Depravity.

In the tradition of not rating Death Films; this one is no exception. Has a ton of shit I've never seen and frankly never want to see again. It's not as stomach churning as 'Traces' was but it still leaves an effect on you. Not sure what, but it is present. This one is strictly for the Hardcore and I do not recommend it to anyone with any sensitivity to animal cruelty, genocide that involves children, chaos, hatred, and dismemberment. Really watch this at your own accord.

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Cemetery Rapist - Plundering into Vaginal Destruction Review

By Joey C.M.

There's a ton of music out there that will may test a listeners limits. Sometimes people can handle more than others, especially in the extreme metal side of things. This sub-genre I speak of in particularly is known as Pornogrind(OFTEN CREDITED AS PORNGRIND). I'm not gonna give a full lesson on this but I will say that bands like Gut, Blood Duster, Anal Blast had a heavy influence on this. Themes heavy on the Misogynist, homophobic, and other words that make modern day feminazis cringe.

Cemetery Rapist is one man Porngrind band that consists of a man named Clay, a guitar and a drum machine. This album is incredibly crude! The name itself will turn some listeners away. Vocally it's going from a high shriek to a low gutteral growl that is almost orgasmic. Guitar wise, it's thunderous. He shreds better than one would imagine. The drumming is incredible considering there is no one there(lol). The one thing that cracks me.up about this is the ridiculous samples all throughout. Ranging from movies to rap to tv shows and even a sample of Chris Rock's Kill the Messenger. Above all else, the song titles are insane! Heres a few titles:

Sounds of Incest

Getting Horny Watching Whores on Maury

Brain Boiling Blotter Bitch Bash

Pussy Stitches for Skinny Bitches

RATING: SEAL OF APPROVAL.

Grotesque brutality with a tinge of stoner vibes. Fairly entertaining and I thought it was pretty funny most of the time. Socially this will be very hated but what porngrind isn't hated by the easily triggered?! Either way, this one gets my seal of approval and it's a nice change of pace from all the cut and dry shit made in recent times.

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Cemetery Lust - Orgies of Abomination Review By Joey C.M.

It's definitely been a long while since I've bothered to write a metal review. Simply due to the fact that I've become very lazy in the past few months with my writing. Well all that is about to change. I promised ,myself I'm going to put in far more work than ever before. Not only work on it, but also have fun with it all. Last night I went to see Deicide so I'm a tad hungover as I'm writing this.

From the deep, dirty underground of Portland Oregon comes Cemetery Lust!! A perverted, violent, party crazed necrophiliac of a band consisting of members with names like Ray Piss and Crystal Seth. This is their 2nd release according to my sources and it's name sounds like a grand ol' time The record is 12 track orgy. It's got elements of Death and Black metal with a tingent of Thrash thrown in the mix. It begins with a interestingly profane introduction titled "Inhumane Indulgence". After that "Mass Grave Orgy" kicks off. The majority of this somewhat threatening sounding record come off more campy than anything. Just like the good ol' days of Thrash. Instrumentally they are pretty killer and vocals are fitting. The lyrics range from partying and beer, to fucking a corpse and catching V.D. which I find endless hilarity in. I mean check out some of the names of the songs here. S.T.D.(Sexually Transmitted Death) Bloody Whore Bath Malefic Masturbation Cyborg Sex Machine Like I mentioned it's songs like these that give a very campy vibe.

RATING: GREAT

A fun record to say the least. This is my first time hearing them but probably won't be my last because from what I see they got a decent looking discography to look forward to. I'm finished for now but check out the press release of this record:

"One of HELLS HEADBANGERS latest unearthings from metal's dirtiest underground, CEMETERY LUST present their highly anticipated debut for the label, Orgies of Abomination. Following on from their cult debut Screams of the Violated, soon to be reissued by HELLS HEADBANGERS, Orgies of Abomination sees these Portland sleaze-bangers perfecting their vile, violent craft. Fittingly titled, Orgies of Abomination is a veritable smorgasbord of lyrical depravity, ably backed up by filthy, feral thrash metal that equally nods to '80s German proto-black, San Francisco speed metal, and even South American proto-death, all done with devilish glee. These songs stick in your head, and then CEMETERY LUST explodes right out of it, cremating all party-thrash pretenders. Right from the beginning until the bloody end, CEMETERY LUST demand you partake in Orgies of Abomination!"

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Samyang Foods Buldalk Bokkeummyeon Review By Joey C.M. Every once in a while you see a food or drink that is notorious for bringing on a whole new level of challenge. This is one of them. Problem is is that it is pretty hard to find out here in AZ(or so I thought). One day while perusing the local 99 cents store I stumbled upon this rather sinister ramen noodle packet. I've seen people on all platforms do this challenge so I figured I'd pick up a few. Preperation was no different from any ramen noodle dish. Boil. Mix. Eat. But as I poured in the soup base; i noticed it was really dark and almost resembled tar. Upon further investigation it mixed well into the noodles and the chili is pretty goddam evident. From then on it's a mixture of a lot of things. First, it's hot as hell. The moment it touches your lips you feel the chili just clamp onto you. It's not recommended to inhale deeply as you're eating this because you may choke a bit. The second thing that stuck out was that it was pretty tasty! It's a strong flavor and it's unique in it's own way. I've never had a ramen that tasted like this before. There was a crazy ass effect it had on me where the more I ate it, my lips turned a deep purple shade and then a few minutes pass and i was back to normal. I didn't notice this but my brother did. RATING: GREAT. If you can get a hold of this it's worth it. For a buck you can't go wrong and it's unlike most noodles on the market. I definitely loved every bit. I will say this though, as crazy as it seems, the same company has made an even hotter version. Hopefully I'll have a review on that one soon enough. Until then, I'll keep in touch. Thank you for reading

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Twiztid - Generation Nightmare Review

By Joey C.M.

Being that I'm no stranger to the juggalo scene, I dabble a little bit in Majik Ninja Entertainment from time to time. There is a ton of hatred from those who picked sides and rightfully so. All that said, even in 2019 and beyond theres juggalos who use the old 2008 excuse of "if you were real juggalos you wouldn't choose sides" to which I call bullshit. I'm all for no unity because then everyone looks like a sheep. In spite of all the politics involved with both psychopathic and MNE I try to look past any beef and actually enjoy the music. Last year MNE won the album of the year with the release of Alla Xul Elu's The Almighty and this year Twiztid announced not only a new A.X.E. record but also their own record titled Generation Nightmare.

So we'll start positively; rap wise it is pretty spectacular. Different and refreshing especially when Jamie Madrox is on the mic. The production is on point and many of the instrumentals are rather original. It spans 20 tracks and it shows the 2 were really dedicated to making something new... This is where my optimism ends.

This is NOT A GOOD RECORD. For every song that Madrox shined on; Monoxide ruins it by sounding like he has no effort whatsoever to record a decent verse. A recurring theme with the Majik Ninja camp is them constantly saying how they are 'hated' by many. That said, Twiztid says the word 'hater' more here than on anything else I've ever heard before, this includes the works of Lil Wyte and Bukshot. The rock(for lack of a better term) tracks on this record are so bad that they immediately take away any likeability from the record. Every rock song on here bastardizes the actual good rap songs causing a triple negative effect, a triple threat if you will. I mean goddam! When monoxide does his rock vocals he sounds like the dad who wants to look cool in front of his kids friends. However, the worst song on this is a track called "role models" where the boys take jabs at pop culture. Really stupid. I know that the demented duo has made rock songs in the past but at least those songs didn't feel as forced as these do on Generation Nightmare. This record is awful and I'm not just saying that, I mean it when I say this is absolutely terrible. I couldn't even give it a second play after I played it the first time.

RATING: SUCKS.

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Insane Clown Posse - Fearless Fred Fury Review

by Joey C.M.

I can easily bore you by starting this off with the most cliched juggalo style:

"I've been a juggalo since..." and you know the rest. Instead I'm gonna start this off in a rather stale way.

I don't remember the last time I've been excited for an ICP release. There, I said it.

Now that my attempt for cheap heat is over, lets get right into this highly anticipated record. After a mild delay we finally get our hands on this one. The intro has the wackiness that we've become accustomed to in the world of Insane Clown Posse. Sets the theme beautifully for the rest of the record. The following track "Red Fred" caught me by surprise! I didn't come into this with any expectations but goddam this is a hell of a way to open. Add in a profane rant by Mr. 2 Dope himself and we have perfection. The tracks that follow are fun in their own ways, like "West Vernor Ave" in which the group plays tribute to Eddie Grant's biggest hit "Electric Avenue". The crazy voices are still present like in almost every ICP release, this time sounding far crazier and actually hilarious like on the intro to "WTF". "Seriously Hilarious" is an absolute masterpiece. I Love the old school references and the "don't take what we say to heart" style had me sold. The track "LOW" is probably my favorite song on the album. It's a modern, decrepit send-up of "Time of the Season" by The Zombies. This version pretty much explores all the lowest forms of life including but not limited to: saliva, crabs, gonorrhea, and bed bug bites. Real grime type shit right here. "Nobody's Fault" is such an odd song for the duo. This song is disturbingly poppy and if it wasn't for the gore and profanity this song is on some top 40 bullshit. No lie but I really do like this song. With the exception of "Freedom", the last majority of the songs are very dark and borderline disgusting and by the time the last 2 tracks you'd know why. "Beware" is just an intro which ICP has done this a bunch of times but for once this intro is DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!!

"I Like it Rough", in short, is probably the Clowns most brutal and foul song ever recorded. Not the most disturbing though, I still believe that honor goes to "Mental Warp".

RATING: SEAL OF APPROVAL.

Violent J stated that if you die with regret and shame; the bigger the fist of death or in this case, Fred hits you when you die. As I stated, I wasn't expecting much of anything with this record. All in all, I loved it. I really can't wait to see what's next for ICP. Because this had it all: gore, sex, humor, love and it also had an interesting message as to how I've interpreted it as is:

In short, Don't live in regret. Regret only grows and if we carry our regret to our graves; it can carry onto our loved ones. When some of us die, one of our loved ones may say "Now they'll never get to..." or "They never got the chance to..." which in turn may add to the sinister beat down that the regret we've had has already handed us in the Afterlife. I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into it so please forgive my excitement but I haven't felt like this since the Hell's Pit days...

665.

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Musical Elitism: A Personal Study: The Metal Years Volume 1: Easier Territory By Joey C.M.

(This is not to be anything more than my personal study of the music scenes as the years have come and gone. All simply my opinion and mine alone)

Many years have passed since the inception of Metal. 60s, 70s, all the way to now. It's beautiful to know how much has come and gone since the early days. I'm not about to give the history of Metal simply due to the fact that it has been done to death at this point. Although the Metal community is strong, it is rather divided by one small(or big) issue and that is the infamously known snobs called the "Metal Elitist". This is one community that has a stronger presence of Elitism. Lets start with the basics:

A Metal Elitist is one who feels the need to let their own opinions of what real music is by stating how some aspects of Metal are shit compared to what the contemporary fan would consider. Some believe that the Elitist part comes from people who are afraid to defend their favorite bands/taste in music when one criticizes said subject matter.

Early Metal hates Hair Metal, Hair Metal hates Thrash Metal, Thrash hates Hair, and all sub genres war with one another. You get the idea.

The main territory that is attacked in Metal is the Nu Metal scene. Bands like Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed etc. are constantly under fire from everyone in the scene. Ive spoke to Slayer fans, Pantera fans, all that and most say that Nu Metal is shit. Most actually consider bands like Slipknot to be nothing more than a shitty gimmick(I AGREE) and others feel that the whole "rap" aspect takes away from what Metal actually is(I DISAGREE). Go into more obscure categories like Death Metal or Black Metal and you see the same said. Black Metal Elitists are some of the stronger ones though, constant tales of how much any other form of music is utter shit compared to the true darkness of DSBM can be, and I can see some aspects of this being true but then again I only have heard a handful of DSBM albums in my life so maybe my opinion sucks. Death Metal fans such as myself don't care so much about the superiority/inferiority of other Metal Sub genres as we care about who is more brutal in the end. I dabble more into Death turf, Cannibal Corpse is my favorite band of all time, next to Death and Asphyx. Of course there is a level of Death Metal called "Brutal Slam" which is definitely a lot stronger but it not for everyone, this includes even some of the more insane fans. This is an ongoing battle and judging by the looks of things, its not going away any time soon. Now the Core is still on the rise, Deathcore/Metalcore/etc. and there is a bevy of Metal Fans who have not so kind words about this little adventure in music, even Nu Metal fans are attacking this little Sub genre. Until I gather more research I will end this here. Just remember that Elitism doesn't end at metal.

Good bye for now.

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So...

Yeah I flaked out on the Halloween and Horrorcore reviews. I can make a million excuses but I’ll just say that I lost interest in the whole process. I’ll keep posting reviews throughout.

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LSP "I Murdered Jesus Christ" Review

By Joey C.M.

(DAY 8)

Some times telling religion to go fuck itself is not enough. Some times you got to preach the way they preach to get your point across. Hell why not?! As long as you don't con people to give you cash. If this underground taught me anything, is that the goddam world can no longer censor us. If the message is gore, violence, fighting the oppressor, fighting the faith, it doesn't matter, point is is that the message isn't covered up anymore. That being said, this record is extreme to say the least. Some.mild gore but non religious in the most morbid of ways. To think a guy like this mostly does battles now, id think he'd of at least done a few other projects since this one. Anyways, it's got that east coast vibe that is very serious and at times it can be fun. Metaphors a plenty, spanning 20 tracks. At times this is very much one of those "read between the lines" albums. Is that bad? No. It's pretty good actually. A word to the wise; if you cannot tell by the name of the tape, This is NOT for everyone. Very harsh Atheistic Hip Hop here. Not for the easily offended, this tape is rife with that blasphemy.

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Aftermath Review

By Joey C.M.

(DAY 8)

[THIS WILL BE SHORT BUT THIS IS ALSO VERY NSFW DUE TO THE EXTREME NATURE OF THIS MOVIE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.]

Due to me not finding any SFW pictures this review will not have an accompanying picture. So a woman dies in an accident she is about to get the full Morgue treatment but that's where the shit takes a very wrong turn. The Mortician starts to cut the young ladies clothes off and he cuts her open. He takes the surgical scalpel and begins stabbing her in the vagina several times. He starts to feel her innards and at the same time he starts to pound off. When he cums he decides he's not satisfied so he proceeds to fuck the corpse. He gets on top of her body, sets up a camera and in a very frightening fashion aggressively fucks her lifeless body. Blood and guts make it that much worse. When he finishes he puts her together but keeps her heart. When he gets home he blends the heart and feeds it to his dog.

This was pretty foul. I've definitely seen worse but this ranks pretty high up. The biggest thing that got me is that this was virtually a silent film apart from the Morticians sick groans, moans and grunts, not to mention his awkward breathing. The stabbing vagina scene almost got me, so close to turning it off at that point. Watch at your own risk.

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KevinTheCreep - 9 CIRCLES Review

By Joey C.M.

(DAY 7)

Really old school Devil Shyt. All instrumentals but very haunting to say the least. Split into 2 Tracks both ranging about 45 minutes each, it's a non stop lofi psycho-delic treat. As a matter of fact the 20 minute mark on track 1 really fucked with me. It was like those horror movies your folks told you not to watch but you still did and felt horrible for doing so. Apart from SIDE A or SIDE B there is no way of determining what parts of this tape are named. Being that music really speaks to me on many levels, I have tons of shit going thru my head when I listen. After bumping this one I really felt isolated. Lost and really self-loathing. I really needed a reason to show I hated myself. Upon hearing this tape I found out more as to why I do. That should not take away from it though. Because It is still a solid work. This I would categorize as a horrorcore-esque journey similar to the effect of David Lynch's "Eraserhead". Really powerful stuff all around.

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Banned From Asia Review

by Joey C.M.

[DAY 7]

It's one thing to have a death film but it's another thing when a cultural aspect is added to it all. We got here a Death Film straight from the Asian underground. Starts with some gore, lots of what appears to be accidents and murder victims. One dudes chest looks he had been chunked out from the left side. Dismemberments all around but what makes it nastier is that is shows bloated bodies floating in the river. The entire face and bodyy was swollen up which was really uneasy for my typical affair. The Rituals and Worship section was pretty rough as well, lots of self mutilation which is not limited to deep gashes to the body and even hatchets to the tongue[WHOOP WHOOP]. Animal sacrifices include a pig, a goat and a rooster. One more brutal aspect is one dude who keeps beating his head in with spiked clubs after which his body seizes violently. Strange cuisine was a bit much for me because it shows a cat killed then being cooked[I ALMOST CRIED, I LOVE CATS]. Other treats include larvae, bats who are also shown killed[DUDE STRANGLED WITH WINGED RAT] along with what looks like more rats who are killed and thrown in a brush fire, charred to shit and eaten. A baby alligator[I THINK] is gutted alive, the little fucker was twitching in pain as his guts were just flung out. The infamous clip for those unfortunate of us to have seen it involed a woman shitting on a plate and some dude eating it. It's just unpleasant to see. Next we got suicide victims, lots of hangings and a few massacres that involved bombs, fires, shootings and all are very graphic.

Very short. It was sickening though and a lot of these clips i've never seen before. The worse parts were the food segments. I hated seeing the cats mostly but the rats grossed me out a bit too. Oddly enough the Shit wasn't that sickening to me. I guess human bodily functions don't fuck with me as hard as animals do. The places this was filmed at look mad desolate. This was the kind of Death film that makes you feel dirty all over. The fact that there is a lot of bare hand handling of severed limbs and raw brains is just nasty to me. One dude even sniffed his fingers after he picks up limbs which were soaked in blood. I really feel this shit is beyond sickening at points but it has 1 major flaw: It's out of print. That explains why I have no cover for it either. It's nearly impossible to find an actual copy of this. If you can find one it's definitely worth at least a view or 2. Be warned, it's far more extreme than one may expect.