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Preview pages of Parliament of Rooks #1 Spring

Read it here

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Headcanon: Werewolf with crazy hair? Enid is Remus and Tonks daughter.

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Now it’s my headcanon.

Someone on TikTok (can't remember who) said that Enid Sinclair is the lovechild of tonks and Remus lupin and I can't unsee it

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i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny

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Yeah, I see where you’re coming from. But…book-form instead of movie.

Which apparently exists.

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how do you see someone's follower count, how do you know if you should feel better or worse than them?

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it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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I’ve never had physical therapy but for some reason I feel this in my soul.

I am not surprised I’m sore after pt the other day

I’m just surprised that is a spot one can be sore in

Wtf muscle are you?

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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

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@jashasedai our next project???

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the manufactured animosity on this site between bi women and lesbians over bi women “making lesbians care about het relationships” is so dumb. my lesbian friends have made a sport out of finding weird little men to show me and asking me my opinion on them. i would give them my life

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Arthur, texting: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Merlin, at the store: We got spring water.

Arthur: NO.

Gwen: With EXTRA minerals.

Merlin: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Arthur: DON'T COME HOME.

Gwen: Mmmmm cave water.

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Arthur: If Gwen and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Merlin: I don't know, both of you?

Arthur: No, if you could only save one of us

Merlin: Well, I would probably save Gwen because she can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer

Arthur: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Merlin: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Arthur: It's a family heirloom

Merlin: I'm leaving

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Morgana: You lying, cheating bastard!

Arthur: Well, you're the spoilt little princess who thinks she can do whatever she wants! Welcome to the real world, bitch!

Morgana: I WILL PUT YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE AND LET CROWS EAT YOUR EYES!

Uther, picking up the Monopoly board: Okay, I think that's enough family game night.