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Well well well… That’s right.. It’s uh.. It’s me. Shay. It’s been a few months since the epic battle of Kappa and Kelsey insisted I check in with you guys and let you know that I’m ok. Despite some serious recurring nightmares, I’ve totally recovered from the fight. In fact, I’ve actually never been better. When I woke up that night in the hospital, the first person I saw was Kelsey and she started crying. I mean seriously crying.. I don’t think anyone has ever been that happy to see me. Not even my mom on the day I was born.. And she uh, she told me she thought she loved me, which you know freaked me the fuck out… But goddammit I think I love her too! She’s loud and annoying and oh so peppy, but she’s also kind and smart and makes me realize that sometimes life doesn’t have to be so serious…

So… Where does that leave us?

Well, the barbeque bash was actually a huge success and Kappa has never been more popular! The administration forgave us for the mess and the underage drinking as soon as Lamda explained how we literally saved everyone's lives..

Chad actually quit Lamda recently. He decided to dedicate his time to the witchcraft club instead and has been going on trips to save other people possessed by evil spirits they were sleeping with or whatever.

Some of the witchcraft girls joined Kappa too, and I have to say… It’s become a way more chill environment. I actually kinda like it here. In fact, Kels and I were recently voted co-presidents and our goal for next year is to make sure the girls are way more involved in making sure our community is politically active and diverse. Especially now that we’re both out. Next week is our two month anniversary and I have a feeling it’s just the beginning.

Sometimes I still think about Ally… I feel bad that she never got proper closure for her death..

Then I remember she’s a fucking bitch who tried to murder us all and the guilt goes away.

Ok… I guess that’s it…

I’ll see you all at rush next fall ;)

Until then…

__Shay__

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Hey guys!

Last night was the crazy night of my life!! We decided to go along with all of Ally’s plan for the bash, so we didn’t seem suspicious! Our plan was only gonna work if we caught her totally by surprise! What she didn’t know though, is as we were setting up all the decorations, we were secretly rigging them all with booby traps and hidden weapons! We weren’t really sure what Ally was scheming so we wanted to make sure we were totally prepared for anything..

The bash was scheduled to start at 7 pm and at first everything was totally fine! People were just drinking and having fun and since Chad is still in the health center recovering, no one was puking! But once the sun started to set, some crazy shiz went down! Ally had been mixing punch in the giant cauldron, but as soon as the moon came out, she dumped it on the ground and this giant portal opened up! All of these creepy skeleton guys started running out and lining up behind her! She got up on stage and was like “All you people ever think about are yourselves! You’re so reckless and one day someone else is gonna die and no one will care! Why didn’t anyone care when I was gone? They all just kept on partying like nothing ever happened! Well that ends today.. Today is the end of Kappa and the end of my suffering!”

And that’s when the skeleton guys charged! Then it was an all out war!! Skeletons were getting stuck in booby traps left and right and girls were smacking them with bats and spears!!

Lamda was totally useless and they all hid in the bushes like a bunch of lame-o’s.

It’s ok, though, we didn’t need them! It took like a whole hour but we managed to fight off her army with only a few injuries! While we were stuck in combat, the girls from the witchcraft club showed up and said they would help us close the portal!

The only thing left to deal with was Ally…

She had retreated to her room where she had made some kinda weird shrine in the corner. When we finally busted through the door, she looked right at us and her eyes were bright read and she was speaking in some language I didn’t understand! We had no idea what to do and that’s when Shay just charged right at her! I can’t believe how reckless she was! But it was also kinda hot.. Until Ally punched her right in the stomach and she went flying across the room! I ran over right away, because, well, I don’t know what I would do without her…

Right in that moment, Ally was distracted just long enough for one of the girls to put a spear into hear side and two more to throw a rope around her! They tied her up and dragged her back outside. The witchcraft girls were out there and they said they had figured out how to close the portal! Ally was unconscious by this point, so we rolled her into the portal and the girls all sat around it holding hands. They sang this weird song and just like that, it was gone! We had won!

Everyone started celebrating and drinking beer and Lamda showed up again with a bunch of the hockey team! It actually turned out to be a pretty good bash! Except for one thing… Shay… She was passed out in Ally’s room and her body was in a really weird position. I called an ambulance and rode with her all the way there.

I’m actually sitting outside her room in urgent care right now… I really hope she’s ok. She has to be ok! I mean, I never got the chance to tell her that I think I’m in love with her..

That’s all for now <3

-K

~Last time I checked in on Shay~

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Ok this has all officially gotten too real… While Kels and I were doing some research, we discovered this article about a girl who died in the Kappa house like 50 years ago, and guess who it was ?? That’s right! FuCKinG ALLY!! She’s been dead since 1974, one of the first years the sorority started! So that lead us to the question, how the FUCK IS SHE HERE?! Well, here’s the thing about that, according to the girls in the witchcraft club, there’s this thing called a vengeance demon who are allowed to come back and walk among us until they feel the world has properly paid for their death.. I know.. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.. I kept thinking about that whole doomsday thing, and I realized that the day of the bash is a full moon, so she must be planning some kind of crazy ritual or attack to take down the entire house that night.. I’ve been talking to the other girls in the house and we decided it’s about damn time we started fighting back. I should’ve been giving them more credit. They’re way more rambunctious than I thought. Especially Kelsey.. She came up with this whole awesome booby trap plan that is totally brilliant.. On the subject of Kels, sometimes I look in her eyes and I just… well… nevermind… We have to not die first!

I’ll see you on the other side of the war.

__Shay__

--a picture of some of the girls preparing--

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I’m back!!

Guyss, the house has NOT been the same since Chad's exorcism!! Ally is super duper pissed all the time! She’s been hiding in her room all the time and keeps going on all these crazy shopping trips! In fact, the whole house just feels dark now and sometimes at night, I think I see these creepy little animals running around.. I’ve been sleeping in Shay's room every night because she’s one of the few girls still left and she actually makes me feel a lot better! For some reason I just feel safe around her and sometimes I worry that… Nevermind. But to go along with the new vibe of the house, Ally decided to make the barbeque bash voodoo themed! I for one think it’s a great idea!! Fun fruity skull drinks and grass skirts! It’ll be totally rad and a nice break from the spooky stuff going on! We only have two more weeks so we have a lot of planning to do! Ally keeps calling the day of the bash doomsday, but I really don’t think it’ll be that bad!

Peace, love, and hopefully a more fun time <3

-K

~Some of our awesome decorations!!~

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What the actual fuck is happening!! Last week, Kelsey and I decided to do an exorcism on Chad.. I had like sorta suggested it as a joke to freak her out, but he started acting scarier and scarier so we decided to do it… And it was fucking insane!! It actually worked! We read this weird wika spell I found online and held this giant ass cross and all of the sudden his head started spinning around and this mist came out of his eyes, nose, and mouth! Honestly, I was pretty fucking scared but somehow Kelsey kept her cool and caught it in this jar. It was like the bravest thing I’ve ever seen.. I don’t know what our next move is, but we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Exorcisms aren’t so bad..

__Shay__

--seriously though, look how creepy Chad was--

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Hi lovely people!!

Wow do I have things to tell you!! Last week, Shay came up to me and said that she thought we needed to look into some of the weirder things happening and at first I thought she was totally crazy pants, but after what happened on Tuesday, we decided to team up! So not only was Chad being weird at night, but he’s stopped responding to his name and all day Tuesday he was spitting this gross foam stuff everywhere!! Ally was like he probably just has alcohol poisoning again, but I was like no way! He’s had it four times and it’s never looked like that before! Shay did a lot of research into like ghosts possessing people or whatever and we think we might need to have an exorcism tonight... Shay’s actually really smart! I think she’ll be able to get this all sorted out before the big bash!!

I’ll let you know how it goes!! :))

-K

~Shay getting ready for the exorcism~

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I don’t know if Kelsey told you, but some weird shit is going down.. It’s Shay by the way.. Do I need to tell you that? Not important… Not only have girls been going missing but last night Chad was here (everyone knows he’s been fucking Ally) and he was just wandering down the halls. He seemed like he was possessed or something..  I don’t know. I feel like I need to investigate, but everyone’s too absorbed in this stupid bash to care that people could be endanger! Maybe I just need to get the fuck out of here before it’s too late… I’m gonna talk to Kelsey tomorrow. As much as I want to strangle her, I think she’s the only girl with enough common sense to realize that something’s not right.

I’ll post something shitty again soon ((if I’m not dead by then))

__Shay__

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBNGjHpX7IY

((Check out this creepy video I caught of Chad just standing outside at 3 am))

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Kelsey here!!

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve last spoken to you and I wish with every part of my tiny little body that I had some exciting updates, but everything continues to totally suck in the Kappa house! More and more girls keep leaving!! Ally thinks it’s because they all know the bash is gonna be super lame so they wanna leave before everyone thinks we’re the saddest sorority on campus.. Meanwhile, Chad is wrapped around Ally’s stupid finger and they only person I have to talk to is Shay!! Even though sometimes she can be kinda funny, she’s always complaining about everythinggggg!! It’s like chill out for a second! Nothing is that important!! Except the bash of course! Kappa is not getting shut down on my watch! I’ll have to come up with a killer plan..

Kappa still rules!! <3

-K

~I put on my thinking glasses because it’s time to get smart!!~

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Um hi whoevers reading this… I’m not really sure how to start.. It’s me, Shay. Now that Kelsey and I are running the booth together, she’s insisting that we share the blog responsibility which is fuckin stupid, but whatever. This whole sorority is stupid, but my mom was the president when she went here a million years ago and if I wanted my tuition to be payed than I had to continue the legacy. Yay !! All these girls care about is how many people are gonna come get wasted at the bArbeQUe bASH and whether or not Chad is gonna take his shirt off again. Like do they not realize the world is falling to shit around us… whatever.. Kelsey’s screaming about water balloons or something so I guess I should go.

I’m sure you’re hoping as much as I am that this is the last time you’ll hear from me.

__Shay__

--a picture of me uncomfortable being here--

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Ok beautiful readers, I come to you this week with some crazy updates!!

First of all, I got assigned to run the wet t-shirt booth at the bash which is totally my favorite, but I’m stuck working with Shay… Ally knows I wanted to work with Chad because I’ve totally been crushing on him all year, but she had to be a greedy b-word and make him run the grill with her! What’s her deal? She’s knows I can’t stand Shay!! She’s so moody and she wears black even when no one is dead! Like is this a joke… Oh yeah, one of the girls also went missing this week and we found some weird green slime in her bed! But I’m sure it’s just Lamda playing another stupid prank. And how am I supposed to worry about that anyways when the t-shirt booth is gonna be a total and utter disaster!!

Let’s all take a minute to pray that this bash isn’t as terrible as the Rho Ep pool party…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK5VulNn3so

Listen to this to help you pray <3

Hope to come to you next week with some better news.

-K

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Welcome back!!!

It’s been super busy this week at Kappa Alpha Theta!! Believe it or not, it’s already time to start planning our end of the semester barbeque bash with Lamda Chi Alpha! Lamda is our brother fraternity and they are always SO NICE about organizing this bash!! Especially Chad… He always makes sure we have plenty of beer (only sisters over 21 of course) and he’ll even take off his shirt while we’re setting up so that more girls will come! He also stopped by this morning with his baseball bat because Shay was hearing weird noises! She said there was lots of whispering and door slamming. Tbh I didn’t hear it, but apparently Ally did too and I believe her cus she’s wayyyy less annoying than Shay. Anywaysssss, the Kappas are hard at work making sure this is going to be the best barbeque bash EVER!!!

Hope you’re as excited as I am :))

-K

~Chad at last years bash!!~

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Heyyyy!!!

Welcome to the Kappa Alpha Theta official blog! My name is Kelsey Erin Keza and I am the vice president of membership development!!! Recently, administration has been up our butts about doing productive things for our community or whatever, so we decided to start a blog to spread word about our philanthropy and the happiness we bring to the IU community!! I’ll be writing a cute little personal entry each week to give ya’ll insight into the hard work and sisterhood that goes on behind the scenes!!!

See you next week sweetie!! <3

-K

~Our BEAUTIFUL house!!!~