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If sidon doesn’t winnthis whole contest i don’t know what i’ll do. Maybe eat an orange or something


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One milion reblog and I wear this every day of my life
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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I'm not going to lie. He looks like he smells so fucking good in this photo. Like...expensive fucking cologne has been used that will immediately cloud my mind and make me a willing slave to whatever he fucking asks. Just roll me in it. Let me drink it. Or better yet lick it away till my blood is filled with it and I will always have the shadow of the fragrance in my senses.
Wow....that....was an overshare.
#like it started out tame then took an absolute left turn out of NOWHERE#not complainin tho they right lowkey
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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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I have never seen an advertisement so compelling to specifically me.
Like yes. I do want to LEARN MORE thank you very much.
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I love literally everything about this image so much
how i imagine kris' dms look
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If you combined all the biomass of all the mosquitoes on the planet into one space, it would fill up about one olympic swimming pool.
work is so boring todayyyy 😖 everyone reading this post should tell me something interesting
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Part 3 Undertale/Deltarune x Ghost - I was debating between MTT or Roulx for V, but the purple and cvnt serving is so Perpetua coded
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Reblog if it's ok for ppl to spam ur inbox with asks. A weird question? Go ahead! Ask game? Yep! A very personal question? OFC!
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Owl outside my hotel sounds like Queen laughing

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