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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably
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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.
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a hexbug is a perfect machine. battery just small enough for its fragile little plastic housing. the motor inside vibrates to give the illusion of life, but only for the absurd task of shuffling around a flat surface randomly. oftentimes it flips over, unable to right itself, a perfect mimickry of the humble beetle. and you can build little racetracks for them. no notes. i love you hexbug.
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I think this might need to be your profile picture on every social media platform until the end of time bro. Lifetime achievement award right there
ZAGS DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT GREEN DAY LAST NIGHT
WHAT NO OH GOD SHOULD I BE CONCERNED
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I fucking love telling people nice things.
If you read this, go tell someone something nice. Text them. Whatever. I'm serious.
Be an unexpected, positive break in everything that's going on in this world.
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wanted to make a gif of this and somehow I made it non looping. the original starwalker takes two steps forward and stares at you in disappointment simulator
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