Abbie, 21, pan, she/her. There’s no rhyme or reason here, but enjoy the ride.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”
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“that must be the uvula”
“oh, so its a girl house”
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none of this would have happened if we still had him
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Cool there’s been asbestos in Johnson & Johnson baby powder this whole time and they have been aware of it for decades and done nothing
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are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact
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Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight
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My heart says yes but my vocal range says no
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