karmaphone
karmaphone
hold tight to whatever gets you through the night
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karmaphone · 3 hours ago
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two performances that make you cry about being trans but in very different ways
Monáe was phenomenal and AURORA fucking killedddd
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karmaphone · 5 hours ago
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karmaphone · 5 hours ago
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so strange 2 me that my mother doesn't comprehend that other peoples tragedies and lives aren't really a strangers business, like it's more than rude to gawk at and speculate about car crashes and cops pulled up outside of houses and such but she views not doing those things as eschewing empathy instead of minding your own goddamn business (unless you can productively contribute to helping)
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karmaphone · 5 hours ago
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What it feels like tor ealize it's not your problem and never was
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karmaphone · 5 hours ago
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let me be pervertly clear
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karmaphone · 5 hours ago
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unfortunately forgot to save most of the pics of Monáe I sent people :(
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Monáe was phenomenal and AURORA fucking killedddd
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karmaphone · 7 hours ago
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Monáe was phenomenal and AURORA fucking killedddd
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karmaphone · 12 hours ago
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karmaphone · 12 hours ago
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Hallmark Christmas movie but the salt-of-the-earth small-town guy moves to the big city and falls in love with the cynical career woman and they stay in the city and work side by side to make the world a better wait that’s Superman, once again I have just written Superman
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karmaphone · 12 hours ago
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“Why don’t we have flying cars already smh” do you know how many car accidents happen every single day down here on the ground. If the average person had flying cars there would be multiple 9/11s happening every day
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karmaphone · 12 hours ago
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I see myself in you! In my mind!
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karmaphone · 15 hours ago
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if you stare at someone using the bathroom through the crack in the stall you're not making it into heaven
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karmaphone · 16 hours ago
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for disability pride month i wanna give a shoutout to assistive tools involved in hygeine and the bathroom. things like incontinence pads, adult diapers, catheters, accessible showers, assisted bathing, etc. i think a lot of people see those aspects of disability as undignified or only assosciate them with the elderly which i think is a real shame because they're an everyday reality for a lot of people. and i think its wonderful that those people have options to make their life easier.
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karmaphone · 16 hours ago
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"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it
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karmaphone · 18 hours ago
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The thing with being usamericam is that it’s usually beneficial to be a little hitler. And it’s your responsibility to unlearn that. Your responsibility to understand how empire makes things easy for you, and products easy to access.
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karmaphone · 18 hours ago
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gerard actually threw a bracelet into the crowd that outlines their exact gender and pronoun situation but it was caught by a normie who can’t read keposhka so now it’s in the trash somewhere
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karmaphone · 18 hours ago
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burped so loud in the single user bathroom at the mall someone in the hallway outside burped in response
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