kartoffelegg

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the cool feeling of the pillow is the best

[kartoffelegg]

"I've never met someone more stupid; you're right! *sigh* What's the worst that could happen?"

*2 story arcs later, the trampoline scene led to the end of the world*

Prompt #1196

"Why would you do that, that is stupid!"

"And stupid would be very on brand for me. Have you never met me before?"

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all in 1 chapter, so it reading it is like a rollercoaster

[kartoffelegg]

So true! Except I write nothing even when I'm free too, because I love procrastinating haha

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Lowkey, everything is just spears. No, I'm not drugs.

But like... a sword is just a spear with more stabby than stick, and a dagger is portable version. Bows and Arrows are shootable mini spears. Maybe magic casters are off the hook here, but still!!

Heck, this might be a stretch, but a mace is just a spear that had too much for lunch 😭

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I feel attacked by how accurate and specific the times new roman one is 😭🙏

fanfic writers what font do you write in

i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever

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Its not a car, its a truck!! Ahaha, ill see myself out

Accept gifts without protest

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never an original experience sob

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months