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i wanna be like professor layton because the dude just gets to fuck right off whenever he pleases. like he gets back from some lengthy adventure where like 3 people almost get killed and the dean is like “professor layton please do your job you’re supposed to be teaching a class this semester” and layton is just like “goodness me! this letter is a cipher!” and just drives off in his shitty car
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I request Nephenee, she's my fave
I think it was my first time drawing her, thank you for the request!!
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“rotating my blorbos” ummm actually its called spinjitzu 🙄
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its still so fucked up baby naruto really was like just getting a regular check from the government delivered to his house with a little note in it like just take care of yourself you dont need parents lol :) - signed the third hokage and i guess hes just crawling down to the grocery store on his own and everyone on the street is glaring at him like oh there goes that evil baby again and the cashier glares at him and narutos just like goo goo ga ga im 1 and attempting to purchase milk and ramen or something fucking sick and twisted or whatever thats what im imagining is happening when i sit around and get really mad thinking about the third hokage crusty old bitch!
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SERIOUSLY THE TERM ANTICHRIST DATES BACK TO FUCKING 100 AD WHERE IS THIS IDEA THAT ITS A NEW CONCEPT COMING FROM
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I follow the general 'My Writing' tag on tumblr which means constantly scrolling past long, indulgent smut pieces for fandoms im not in, but no i wont unfollow its too essential a part of the tumblr experience for me by now
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