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Mr. Seymour, I'm trying to convince my husband to let me have a permanently Halloween themed living room. How should I go about this?
Call it Vibrant Gothic
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Silksong was invented when team cherry was out for their summer picnic and they saw bugs doing some crazy shit under a rock
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Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.
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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
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currently thinking about how funny it would be to have a group of those kinky mechsploitation lesbian pilots with the fucked up handler hound dynamics and throw one (1 ☝️) super robot shonen girl in there who's completely unaffected
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lovely to meet you! *bites off the tip of your tongue*
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Encounter: skeleton warrior with armor gazongas hot-glued to its ribcage
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*trips while carrying my glass of water and spills it all over you* oh my gosh. I’m so sorry. *wipes the water perfectly off you back into the glass*
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tfw you're in finals and you miss your pocket sand combo input
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Keep getting ads for a funeral service company in Romania
I am from Croatia
I am not Romanian
I don’t speak Romanian
Don’t live there
I have never even visited
I don’t think I have ever even met a Romanian person
????
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this is how it probably feels being a trainer who genuinely likes Malamar in the midst of whatever brainwashing nonsense is going on in Lumiose City
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