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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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pros of living right next to a field: - right ouside window - pretty field - aminal :)

cons of living right next to a field: - Corn - corn harvest - air full of corn - all corn. everywhere - corn is like glitter. its in everything. on everything - you cannot escape the corn

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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consider flint and thomas having reunited sex and flint says silver's name 🤭

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A new win for the Dropout subtitle team

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t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

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GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

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Glados

"FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAID DORMANT! WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY-Oh, it's you."

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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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pussy probably?

whats the point of living if you dont have a dick

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fanart so upsettingly good it makes you get up and pace around your room in shellshocked silence

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also i like to ask this question once every year or so to gauge vibes so:

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some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]