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a Look

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I think this has been done but I couldn’t find it

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This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole goddamn life.

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban page 172:

It was a mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they were all glaring at him, because every one of them had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and Ron, who told Hermione she was a know it all at least twice a week, said loudly, “You asked a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?””

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban page 185:

Malfoy spent much of their next Potions class doing dementor imitations across the dungeon; Ron finally cracked ans flung a large, slippery crocodile heart at Malfoy, which hit him in the face and caused Snape to take fifty points from Gryffindor.

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Ron Weasley, Gryffindor, loyal friend

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self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

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ATTENTION GAY VAMPIRES

my neck is entirely unattended right now

just thought you might like to know

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it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

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via @memespace​

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!